Em 🪬 @fultziee
Bean Counter | (D)MV Washington, DC Joined December 2014-
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'what am I gonna do next week?'
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Me at work in my cubicle after Alan Jackson’s closing argument in the Karen Read trial. #KarenReadTrial2 #KarenReadTrial
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how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday
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When you tell your kid it’s time to go to bed and they reply, “I’m not fucking leaving!” you can thank Disney!
When you tell your kid it’s time to go to bed and they reply, “I’m not fucking leaving!” you can thank Disney!
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People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer.” 40 years later: “What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?”
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Some remarkable news out of Prince George County MD today. Kathy Donohue was murdered in 1979 in an unsolved crime with no answers or justice — leaving a Cold Case for almost 50 years. No longer. Today, I’m proud to say our FBI team working with @PGPDNews announced a…
Some remarkable news out of Prince George County MD today. Kathy Donohue was murdered in 1979 in an unsolved crime with no answers or justice — leaving a Cold Case for almost 50 years. No longer. Today, I’m proud to say our FBI team working with @PGPDNews announced a…
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how it feels to wake up in time for chick fil a breakfast
It is ungodly hot on the redline train towards Glenmont.. car 3147 but I’m sure it’s the whole train 🥵 @wmata
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U Street in DC @capitalweather
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accountants be like
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Pookie is looking absolutely fire tonight.
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"unlimited money glitch" 🧐 Don’t believe the TikTok trend, check fraud is a serious crime. You will be prosecuted. If it sounds too good to be true...
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fall has arrived in dc
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