Funihilist @funihilist
Comedic Nihilist - Dark Humor - Ashes to Ashes, We're All Fucked Joined February 2016-
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My sister's breaking up with her boyfriend and I don't want to pass through that to get the laundrey.
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@brettnotbrent @thebobbieoliver I appreciate your humor.
If we can kill animals we should be able to kill other people.
My mom only thinks I'm up to something when I'm actually not up to something.
@NakedWeedReport is like every uncomfortable presentation in class. stonedgirls.com/naked-weed-rep…
Am I the only one who's fed up with the heart like button? #ReplaceTheHeart
My life would be in shambles if I didn't screw people over.
My daydreams of killing literally everyone goes well with @SPGiraffe as the soundtrack.
@rona65 @GOPisUnAmerican @EntitlementLand I have a better campaign song - Fruit Salad by The Wiggles.
She's got the right idea x.com/prismaticgurls…
Let's join together and work to sexualize suicide. #makesuicidesexy #peace
I was high long before reading the calendar.
I have now experienced the beauty that is Chap Hop and Pirate Metal. MrB youtube.com/watch?v=1xj02g… Alestorm youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_p…
@fcxkmaddi You said to be funny. So I said abortion.
It's funny when I can't pass through a room without wanting to bash your skull in. Love you <3
Watching this episode right now. #relatable #lol #memes #iFunny #spongebob #fitnessgrampacertest ifunny.co/fun/JcNafW8j3
Remember to puff out your chest and say "Tax exemption"
just do it @justdoitchanel
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Repressed Thoughts @RepressedThots
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Jeremy @trippyogi
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hawkgirl @rona65
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Onno Lolkema @onnololkema
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Pizza to the Polls @PizzaToThePolls
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The Guardian @guardian
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Breaking Bad @BreakingBad
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Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Nihilist Memes @NihilistMemes
321 Followers 1 Following Not the owner of the Facebook account, nor do any of the posts belong to me.
Nihilist999 @nihilist999
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Rottmouth @Rottmouth
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Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
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