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"Messy" doing some heavy lifting here.
Former Trump White House Communications Director may have a point.
Former Trump White House Communications Director may have a point.
I think a lot of Twitter grifters have realized they can get tons of engagement (i.e., easy money) by trash-talking a recent widow.
It's annoying when young people play the "hey, I'm just a young person" card. You accepted the invitation to debate with the adults. Own it.
It's annoying when young people play the "hey, I'm just a young person" card. You accepted the invitation to debate with the adults. Own it.
What universe is this guy living in
What universe is this guy living in https://t.co/qo10hcddIE
The political violence from "the right" generally comes from people whom the mainstream right says, "Yeah, those are bad people with horrible ideas". The political violence from the left comes from people who share the same ideas as mainstream Democrat leaders.
The political violence from "the right" generally comes from people whom the mainstream right says, "Yeah, those are bad people with horrible ideas". The political violence from the left comes from people who share the same ideas as mainstream Democrat leaders.
"This weaponization of the DOJ is the worst thing we've ever seen... literally fascism!" Also:
"This weaponization of the DOJ is the worst thing we've ever seen... literally fascism!" Also:
Comey was indicted by a grand jury in very blue eastern Virginia. Not Texas. Not Florida. Not Iowa. Not a cherry picked district with a lot of Trump appointed judges. Eastern Virginia. People can say what they like but the Grand Jury saw something.
I stepped away for a couple of days, and it's like a horde of San Francisco street droppings confiscated people's phones and started tweeting about Erika Kirk smiling.
They say this as if there is any universe where Democrats would be willing to say "we've reached a compromise with Donald Trump".
They say this as if there is any universe where Democrats would be willing to say "we've reached a compromise with Donald Trump".
Democrat rhetoric is so common that they don't even recognize it. Imagine if EVERY DAY Trump called his political opponents fascists, racists, misogynists, equated them to Nazis/Hitler, etc. This happens every day from Democrats. It started LONG before Trump.
Democrat rhetoric is so common that they don't even recognize it. Imagine if EVERY DAY Trump called his political opponents fascists, racists, misogynists, equated them to Nazis/Hitler, etc. This happens every day from Democrats. It started LONG before Trump.
The first sentence was sufficient.
Solid advice.
Total gaslight by the @MeidasTouch guy. If the killer's anti-gun mom said in an interview that her son had become increasingly political and influenced by right-wing ideology, it would be important information.
Total gaslight by the @MeidasTouch guy. If the killer's anti-gun mom said in an interview that her son had become increasingly political and influenced by right-wing ideology, it would be important information.
Can someone point me to Wajahat's apology for spending days saying the shooter was a MAGA groyper?
Can someone point me to Wajahat's apology for spending days saying the shooter was a MAGA groyper?
I urge everyone to exercise caution about the most recent shooter. It will take 24 hours or more for Democrats to determine if he is a Nazi MAGA Christian Groyper Nationalist or a hero, virtually indistinguishable from Grandpa storming the beaches of Normandy, but with poor aim.
Congratulations to all the fans of Jimmy Kimmel… so essentially @KeithOlbermann and that guy going to prison for shooting up the ABC news station.
Congratulations to all the fans of Jimmy Kimmel… so essentially @KeithOlbermann and that guy going to prison for shooting up the ABC news station.
I think the people saying really hateful things right now about Charlie Kirk or Erika realize something has changed and don’t know what to do about it.

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