two red cars @go0d_listener

i like kools. minty flavor Joined April 2016

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @Feldfrog

2 years ago

Squidward six beers deep telling SpongeBob how much he truly respects him 😳

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Me: I’ve tried 14 antidepressants. Sometimes used to park in the middle of a highway, close my eyes and wait for the pain to stop. Never happened. My heart will call out that name til it knows no other sound. Asian Therapist: You still rove her

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

has it always been like this or is it especially bad this year lol

MMA Fighting @MMAFighting

3 years ago

has it always been like this or is it especially bad this year lol

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

we're so close to a child being born that's a goddamn martian

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3 years ago

5:23 am some guy with a shaved head is walking down the street alone blasting five finger death punch

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3 years ago

both wearing glasses

Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter

3 years ago

both wearing glasses

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

if Andrew Tate was half the alpha he claims to be he would have escaped from jail so long ago

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

trick question, he's never been in a bad movie by virtue of the fact that Denzel Washington is in every Denzel Washington movie and by that metric it objectively can't be bad. Remember the Titans / all Tony Scott / John Q come to mind tho as his most entertaining performances

Dr Money Trees @DrMoneyTrees

3 years ago

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

I love how much of Rocky is based on him truly not being that good a boxer lol

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Dr. Doug (smells great) @RaptorBreath

3 years ago

soooo, we jigglin er...?

George Batchelor @georgebatch

3 years ago

soooo, we jigglin er...? https://t.co/HkbMLZiJrD

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BAKOON @BAKKOOONN

3 years ago

when a bomb in a movie involves a liquid or substance of one color touching another color, that is what i like to see

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columbo screenshots @ColumboScreens

3 years ago

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nate deathdealer @medullsus

3 years ago

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joanna newsom hive @jonewsomhive

3 years ago

BUCKLE UP, KIDS. Joanna said there are 11 NEW SONGS. There’s a 15 min ghost story type song about a canary.

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

would rather have sam rothstein smash my hand with a hammer than watch an AI scripted movie

Variety @Variety

3 years ago

would rather have sam rothstein smash my hand with a hammer than watch an AI scripted movie

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3 years ago

thinking about Harris Wittels making it to New York and eventually guesting on cum town and crying

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Willdoesediting @willdoesediting

3 years ago

@LurkerLouis She Key on my Peele until I comedy sketches

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two red cars @go0d_listener

3 years ago

I didn't like last temptation of Christ the first time I saw it 10 yrs ago but watched again the other night and obvi have to see it minimum 5 more times before I die