gooiak @gooestadaa
UofR MSc Paleo she/her Joined June 2014-
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Only my sister would whine that I'm not helping her make KD
Wheel of Fortune and Frasier are the only things that are keeping me going rn
My dad's retirement plan is working 5 days a week instead of 6
Everyone is confused. No one is happy. - Sentiments at my wedding. By Maxwell
An indigo gift card is a REALLY good gift card just fyi for anyone reading 👀
Adele 🍌 @Adele_Kaycee89
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17 Followers 67 Following Some University of Alberta students tryna to bring you some laughs. Better than The Harvard Lampoon and whatever they have at UBC. https://t.co/wkqupYzawXAlexPrivate(Salute!) @AlexPrivateAGH
13 Followers 13 Following Sometimes you can’t say EVERYTHING publiclyAlex”The Real Profe.. @AlexPatrickPro
25 Followers 37 Following Here to enter the workforce and make a difference!! How can I help you improve? (He/him)Matt @mattyip24
76 Followers 201 Following I’m just a simple uni student trying to shitpost my way through the universenakhra 😌 @xamzazx
2K Followers 443 Following spoken word poet, artist, filmmaker ✨dm to book spoken word performance or order poetry print 💕🌸ELI @mediumeli
354 Followers 273 FollowingJessi Raine @JessicxRxine
70 Followers 70 FollowingCaitlin @caitlinr_s
578 Followers 113 FollowingAlex “Salary Man” @RealAlexWoW
354 Followers 1K Following Nani?! (He/Him) (Disco is BACK🕺🏼 AND SO AM I!)Najibullah Habibzai @najibullah20150
210 Followers 5K FollowingPasty @the_bigpasty
322 Followers 825 Following he/they - cat dad - budtender demisexual/panromantictay @etherealtalynn
130 Followers 164 Followingkass L-man @kasslagman
93 Followers 127 Followingerin bai @erinbai__
6 Followers 25 Followingmeegnrgnn @sammyboy0100
44 Followers 128 FollowingThe Game Drunks @TheGameDrunks
153 Followers 643 Following We are The Game Drunks. We get drunk and play video games, if you couldn't tell by the name. The end.Elmo @elmo
606K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)MDJ | Danielle Jones,.. @MamaDoctorJones
80K Followers 318 Following Board Certified ObGyn • YouTuber: 1.3 Million 💪 • Expert: Periods, Pregnancy, Sex Ed • Nomadic Doctor: 📍Aotearoa/NZ • ⚠️: SarcasmJohn Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 224 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC WimbledonLNight @latenightdraws
16K Followers 693 FollowingGlobalnews.ca @globalnews
920K Followers 289 Following Breaking Canadian news with a fresh perspective on local & international headlines 🚨YT: https://t.co/ZNfHkcI2Pk 🚨 TikTok: https://t.co/accIYMdCHeDr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
710K Followers 438 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] *Personal views only* https://t.co/GMXSgqZUvFwhy you should have a.. @shouldhaveanima
1.7M Followers 38 Following The Perfect account to show your parents when you want an animal 🦆Les Hagen MSM @actiononsmoking
1K Followers 2K Following Executive Director of Action on Smoking & Health (ASH Canada)JellyCat Reviews @ReviewsJellycat
14K Followers 2 Following An account dedicated to bringing you the very best reviews from the Jellycat shop! Is not affiliated with the Jellycat company DMs open for submissionslined cats @lined_cats
250K Followers 148 Following he/him . sharing one lined cats and one viral tweets daily. | backup - @linedanimals | Commission open |AlexPrivate(Salute!) @AlexPrivateAGH
13 Followers 13 Following Sometimes you can’t say EVERYTHING publiclyAlex”The Real Profe.. @AlexPatrickPro
25 Followers 37 Following Here to enter the workforce and make a difference!! How can I help you improve? (He/him)Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywavBIGHIT MUSIC @BIGHIT_MUSIC
27.4M Followers 30 Following 빅히트 뮤직 공식 트위터입니다. BIGHIT MUSIC Official Twitter.Dolan Dark @DolanDark
1.6M Followers 1K Following 82 year old music critic, Minecraft entrepreneur, Hentai enthusiast, intelligent atheist and renowned archaeologist.1/9 SB.Matt @mattyip24
76 Followers 201 Following I’m just a simple uni student trying to shitpost my way through the universenakhra 😌 @xamzazx
2K Followers 443 Following spoken word poet, artist, filmmaker ✨dm to book spoken word performance or order poetry print 💕🌸ELI @mediumeli
354 Followers 273 FollowingAlberta Government @YourAlberta
192K Followers 3K Following Bringing you information about government news and services. Managed by the social media team. Comment rules: https://t.co/MlIrUB9kzWEverydaySexism @EverydaySexism
272K Followers 7K Following Documenting experiences of sexism,harassment and assault to show how bad the problem is &create solidarity. We may add tweets with our @ or # in to the project.The Female Lead @the_female_lead
136K Followers 16K Following An educational charity dedicated to making women's stories more visible. Founded by @Edwina_Dunn OBE #WhenShesInTheRoomEdmonton Journal @edmontonjournal
194K Followers 282 Following Headlines on all subjects from the Edmonton Journal. A list of our journalists: https://t.co/BeDd5ktWm3…Daniel Maslany @Daniel_Maslany
4K Followers 175 FollowingEric Nam (에릭남) @ericnamofficial
1.6M Followers 478 FollowingFarina Joséphine �.. @farinabehm
8K Followers 40 Following YouTuber🍿1.2M #jotatoes 💖 • I like squishy doges, cereals & south korea • IG: farinabehmAlberta Chief Medical.. @CMOH_Alberta
139K Followers 0 Following Alberta’s Chief Medical Officer of Health. For help during the election period, call 310-0000 or send us a direct message. https://t.co/cuHSvugcdPJessi Raine @JessicxRxine
70 Followers 70 Followingnina⁷ @ninaeyu
61K Followers 172 Following she/her • 유소미 • likes to make videos and draw • oh no nina on youtube • creator of ‘to love and be loved’ on webtoon: https://t.co/EQWO33VrghDoc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok
55K Followers 460 Following Medical humor and dad jokes from a Pediatric Emergency Medicine physician.Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc
100K Followers 1K Following Helping you sleep. Duke Professor. Child neurologist and sleep doc.Happy #ArborDay, everybody! Elmo is one with the trees today. 🌳😂👍
Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head. It looks like a little beret..🐧👒😊
(Showing up for a keynote) Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.
Adele was 19, drunk and depressed, hit two pedestrians and crashed into a tree She had one chance
A driver waits while watching a woodcock finish crossing the road. 😂
perfect cookies doesn't exis.......
Cookie Monster, where are your galoshes?!
OK, a bee farmer was tired of bears stealing his honey, so he turned them into taste testers. This is actually genius.
I love puss in boots: the last wish but shrek 2 was just a different breed of iconic. "police brutality! police brutality!" 💀
Which animated sequel is better? • Shrek 2 • Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
Hey, everybody! Don't forget to wish @BigBird a happy birthday! Elmo loves you! ❤️🥳🎂 #HappyBirthdayBigBird
I love that for over 20 years, everyone in the planet agrees that not only is this joke funny but they keep it going too 😂
another day as a big girl with a big girl job
Applying for visas is so humiliating mahn. It’s giving ‘white man please let me into your country. I promise to be of good behavior and I’ll leave when I said I’ll leave. Here’s all my life’s worth and evidence that I have something doing. Plis just let me in’. So embarrassing 😭
turn the ac down to 64 take a hotel shower make a swiss miss hot cocoa get in hotel bed and watch seinfeld until you pass out. skill issue.