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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
Being gen z in the workplace is constantly having to remember not to say ‘what if I killed my self’ out loud at every minor inconvenience bc everyone else doesn’t understand you’re not being serious but you very much *are* on the brink
"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
I'm so sick of this meme and it's been like a day
This is the most boring and irritating trend since the crate challenge.. End it already.
“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me
Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.
I’d break up with someone over this lol
ryan gosling realized what people need from him and decided he was just gonna be really good at that
“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.
sick days are cool but employers should also offer happy days. if you're in a really good mood you shouldn't have to go to work
when me and my coworkers who are all 10-30 years apart hang out
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i would die for the women i call my friends
the retirement age needs to be lowered to 23 because i’ve had enough
If 2024 has taught me anything so far it’s that as a woman, you simply cannot die and leave the kingdom to a bunch of men. Let this be a lesson to us all.
3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane
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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
My 8-year-old got his expander and braces taken off and he’s supposed to wear a retainer at night. He lost the retainer by Day 3, and I told him to find it because I’d rather not pay for another one. He looked startled and said “We PAY for this stuff??”
why’d everyone turn 24 and just decide to start running half-marathons what’s going on
life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $50 Venue fee: $26.10 Access fee: $14.28 Paperless transaction fee: $7.23 Convenience fee: $17.24 Fee fee: 6.23 Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23 Because we can fee: $8.12 Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1
Patient: “I’m fine but my wife made me come in.” Triage Nurse: “Sir, where are your fingers?”
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
No i like him
Reducing the waist size of trousers
Having brunch and listening to live jazz. What a life. 😂
The man who practiced his saxophone every morning in the park got a rare fan.
When the waiter puts down my food
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
The fact that Aflac hasn’t put Ben Affleck in a duck suit to sell insurance, troubles me.
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
in their defense literally EVERY single person in their lives was a fucking weirdo 😭
Two teefs, fossilised skin, looking to the heavens. I just know he gets angry when he wakes up and realises he's still alive.