🤙Clint Newlan🤘 @halfmonk
Nihilist with FOMO Kansas City for now Joined August 2008-
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Things I never thought I’d say as a parent: No samurai swords on our walk!
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What’s with all of these low snaps? #AFCChampionship #ChiefsVsRavens
Couldn’t Cologuard come up with a better box that say’s “definitely not poo” on it to alleviate a little of the shame when you drop it off and make eye contact with the UPS person… asking for a friend obvi… #GettingOlderSucks
Drinking game every time they show her on the screen or talk about her…
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Jon Stewart on point again
I want an HOA that pays for a lazy River that goes around the whole neighborhood with timely margarita stops… is that so much to ask for..?
I’m having a modern midlife crisis… I want an electric motorbike/cycle.
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West Ham Legends took on the cast of Ted Lasso in a Crossbar challenge 👀 COME ON YOU IRONS ⚒️
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BREAKING: Judge imposes sanctions on Fox lawyers for withholding critical evidence - namely recordings of Rudy and Sidney Powell telling Bartiromo they have NO EVIDENCE of Dominion voting machine fraud. nytimes.com/2023/04/12/bus…
Every May, They Might Be Giants should change their name… … … to They May Be Giants
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Seeing these prisoner swaps always brings back the heartbreaking images of Otto Warmbier, the American college student that North Korea murdered while Trump was sending love letters back and forth with Kim Jong-Un
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this is probably the craziest breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen
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360 Followers 7K Following Just Me. Trying this phase! it’s all love or Idgaf😃 Love Animals Than People. Yeah!!
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julie @julie39268255
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Tim - Find me on Blue... @Beertheist
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2K Followers 4K Following Tweets about trademarks, branding, craft beer, Intellectual Property, labels, design, art, lacrosse™®© Disclaimers: Not legal advice; Not on behalf of employer
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Katie Camlin @katie_cammm
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KC Bier Co. 🍻🥨 @KCBierCo
10K Followers 822 Following Brewer of German-style bier using only water, yeast and all-imported German malt and hops — with a Bavarian-style Bierhalle & Biergarten in Kansas City.
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25K Followers 878 Following Best-loved for its BBQ potato chips, Kansas City's own Guy's Snacks has more than 10 other delicious snack products. Guy’s Deli in Westport and the KC airport,
Alana - ElevenThreeKC... @eleventhreeKC
3K Followers 2K Following A #Craftbeer enthusiast excited for what #KansasCity is bringing to the #beer scene. And I want to share it all with you! Cheers! #staylokcal 🍻
Alma Mader @almamaderbrew
1K Followers 41 Following tasting room & pickup hours // monday-wednesday: closed // thursday-saturday: 1-8pm // sunday: 1-6pm
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322K Followers 3K Following just your typical truck-drivin', family lovin', baseball playin', g droppin', liberal war vet from middle ‘merica
KCUR @kcur
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Brent Anderson @AndBrent
3K Followers 2K Following Co-owner/founder Friction Beer Co. Creative Director / copywriter. Bred in San Diego, led to KC. @Arsenal. @kcgooners 🍻 🥁 ⚽️ 🚴♂️
Schlafly Beer @Schlafly
67K Followers 28K Following Schlafly: St. Louis' Original Craft Brewery. Founder of St. Louis craft beer. Defining craft for 34 years! An independently and locally owned brewer in Missouri
R.J. @KC_BeerGuy
356 Followers 565 Following Mostly Sporting KC, Arsenal, KC, beer, and dog pictures
afentra @afentra
31K Followers 2K Following Raconteuse,. #BLM #KC via #Detroit via 🇬🇷 Insta:@Afentra TikTok-@realafentra
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Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr... @PelosiTracker_
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