god’s favorite idiot @heckelnotheckle
“An endearing mess” pete davidson's native NYC Joined January 2017-
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It can’t be a ripoff because this cheese ball guy didn’t eat them for 40 days… also was clearly a party. Everyone on that pier was simply there to see me go to war. Very different. #philly
Cancer: The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is throwing a large rock at the person who said you had a problem. The third step is going back to pretending you don't have a problem.
You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same.
You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same. https://t.co/lvf7XQRfyP
Marge Vs. the Monorail was the first episode my dad’s ever showed me. I was hooked. The Conan Years are so memorable and prime TV.
Marge Vs. the Monorail was the first episode my dad’s ever showed me. I was hooked. The Conan Years are so memorable and prime TV.
Just told my 10yo daughter about #OJSimpson. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#Juicekanda forever” -- which is the sort of pop-culture crossover that I can celebrate.
SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 20 years ago today
So when does the grief fog go away or does it never go away and I’m just stuck perpetually exhausted or
Gwimbly done broke the internet #smilingfriends
This fuckass video
It was shot on location, on the Planet of the Apes. How did they even get there? Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD
It was shot on location, on the Planet of the Apes. How did they even get there? Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD
One of Reba McEntire's all-time hits is a ballad about a mother who sells her daughter into prostitution, what the fuck is y'all talking about?
One of Reba McEntire's all-time hits is a ballad about a mother who sells her daughter into prostitution, what the fuck is y'all talking about?