You're Just Hopeless @hplss_rmntc
Beer drinking babe. Hairdresser to the not so famous. Austin, TX Joined March 2009-
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Obsessed with these swim suits! fusedhawaii.com
I'm still in shock. This man is a joke. #notmypresident apple.news/AuQOvRM9qS9amq…
Work grind. Feeling pretty babely since my haircut on Wednesday. 💁🏻
I seriously have a Can't Hardly Wait problem. #imharnessingmychi
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.@katyperry @RockTheVote & @joelmchale show off hot new voting styles for #NationalVoterRegistrationDay. Register: rockthevote.com/fod/
Feeling crappy. So I will be watching movies, eating soup, and taking copious amounts of drugs all day.
I made out with @EmbryEthan in a dream the other night. That was pretty rad.
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When raining bring new pair adult socks we give you $2 beer. from our That's any draft beer. Help homeless keep legs by keeping dry fewer.
When you finally check your bank account and realize you spent over $100 at the bar Saturday night.... 😢
When you wake up in the morning and forgot you bought new furniture yesterday... 😱😁
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There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.
If @puptheband made a tiny patch, I would put it on my dog's super rad denim vest....
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#PartyDown crew member hired to stand behind @realDonaldTrump at rally. This is, w/o a doubt, a Ron Donald Don't.
#PartyDown crew member hired to stand behind @realDonaldTrump at rally. This is, w/o a doubt, a Ron Donald Don't.
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Who called it an ultrasound instead of a womb with a view
The tweens leave tonight. They seem less than mildly impressed by anything but their phones.
I have three tweens with me the next 36 hours. What the fuck do you do with these things?
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