Alyssa M. @hyperb_aly
I do it for the bitcoins. Joined April 2015-
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me omw to therapy for the 2nd time this week
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I love complaining so much
tiktok just suggested i follow my therapists account gonna go take a nap now
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check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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And so it begins... #JW4
i will actually pay you not to use the word “dump” in your IG caption x
@themollieshow literally living on the edge
i guess i just didn’t expect so much of matrix resurrections to take place inside a san francisco joe & the juice
@sensitive_topic @lucyjanemyers remember when “chef’s miss” was our singular joke ☹️
@themollieshow did i give an answer or just a like for support
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hey there delilah, what’s it like in pete davidson's native new york city
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Laying in the grass counting the stars in the sky
unfriending everyone who captions “nature is healing” on a post of them at a bar or whatever x
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They should set up a vaccine site in LA at the $80 million house Davina couldn’t sell on Selling Sunset
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me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: x.com/findurmeme/sta…
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Oh honey
Weezer Teal Album. Listen to it or go to federal prison.
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