Yan @sensitive_topic
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My Jamaican X-ray tech is named Allison Williams
Me in the 70’s: Anita Bryant can say faggot
A gay guy will spend a year in Copenhagen and tell you he’s lived many lives
When I saw that Awkafina was gonna be in the live action Little Mermaid I was like oh yeah as Sebastian the Jamaican crab like I had no doubt and thought nothing of it x.com/ali_sivi/statu…
Biggest takeaway from SE Asia is Vietnam’s love affair with the Lots-O’-Huggin bear of Toy Story 3 fame I’m talking backpacks water bottles t-shirts murals like truly the Frida of SE Asia
Damn they were beefing huh
audrey hepburn and grace kelly at the oscars, 1956
As a superstitious flyer I must log onto airport Grindr no less than twelve times before takeoff
Every girl I know over 5’11 got it bad for Schwartzman
20% of bartending in the west village is pairs of women asking me to guess their age
In the grand tradition of going as an iconic movie poster vixen from a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see I’ve finally narrowed it down
@dark_salvatoree At least in the context of Blue Bannisters the song, it’s about sisterhood being the antidote to heartbreak, with her close friends painting her blue bannisters green then grey: the healing of a bruise. This is why there’s no blue on the cover
An earlier edition of this book instructed a 3rd grade me to wrap Saran Wrap around the toilet bowl as a hilarious prank to I guess get piss everywhere
I told Pam Grier I was unsure what to do after graduation and she told me to go teach English in North Korea
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