Audrey @iam_schmaudrey
❤️actress❤️model❤️tuna enthusiast❤️cat❤️dancer❤️director❤️gymnast❤️actor❤️ Your moms butt Joined October 2012-
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The Tortured Poets Department:
Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now
#ApplesNeverFall this show is so bad and I can’t believe I wasted my time watching it lol
Pretending I’m not cold while I listen to my friends talk during their smoke break
I love when my therapist asks me, "Where do you feel that in your body?" Baby, I don't feel nothing in my body but diarrhea.
An IVF clinic is on fire across the street from a house fire. There are thousands of frozen embryos in the IVF clinic. There is one toddler in the housefire. You can only go into one building. Which is it? Even the insane Alabama Supreme Court knows the correct answer…
An egg is not a chicken. A seed is not a flower. An embryo is not a baby. Your religion is not my religion. My body is not your body.
I’m behind, but Sydney is annoying the shit out of on #bachelor with this made up drama.
Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3
Gosh I dont want to work today..... i just wanna sleep in my bed and do nothing with my life!!
I find it so weird when you tell someone you have a cat and they respond “oh I’m a dog person”. Like, that’s a weird response, right? As if they have a beef with my pet they have never met.
Why does Taylor keep saying Austen was in a vulnerable place? For what reason? Because he dated Olivia and then ditched her and she called him out on it? Vulnerable where??? #southerncharm
It’s probably the atheist in me, but I love the church turned to restaurant pipeline.
JT - this man knew he was going to be on tv and chose to leave his apartment like that? #SouthernCharm
Watching Tamera make things up about Heather and the rest of the women believing it without question is MADDENING. #RHOC
Saffiyah Rose Webb �.. @SaffWebbRP
533 Followers 3K Following Bravo Opinions • ICWMIAMI EP (Roleplay/Parody) • Music Fan Account • Basically everything in one
TV, Food, and Books @tvfoodandbooks
10K Followers 8K Following & other things. tweeting #90dayfiance, #pumprules, #90dayfiancebeforethe90days, etc. unlike a reality star, 100% here to make friends.
rachel ❤️ @itsrachelseason
424 Followers 522 Following
Flavius Festerbragne @FFesterbragne
1K Followers 3K Following We pass this way but once, Any good we can do, Let us do now, For we will not pass this way again. Untoward about paedophiles.
Reality By Ashley @RealityByAshley
8K Followers 6K Following Writer for @Starcasm ✍🏼 Stan of Lisa Barlow’s 44oz Diet Coke easy ice with lemon 🍋❄️
H.¹ᴰ 🇵🇸 @amourx1d
13K Followers 6K Following #FREEZAYN 1d (n.):Home. 21 #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 Fan Account
Lee Stanley @LStanley1013
201 Followers 852 Following Among the Seaweed and the slime. #Data Engineer, #Auburn alum. #UAB grad. #nature #golf #travel #WarEagle 🦅
HI BABY GORGEOUS! @Kathryn0687
11K Followers 5K Following Kathryn || Delightfully unhinged || Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo || I stan problematic Housewives || Follow me on IG: @babygorgeousredux
Kelly Ann @hippie_queen_13
467 Followers 2K Following La Chatita/Screen Printer/Organizer Formerly w/ @JCisnerosTX Texan by birth, Democrat by choice. Black Lives Matter. Abortion Advocate.
thebravobinch @thebravobinch
1K Followers 492 Following reality tv, pop culture & general musings 💅🏻✨ #bravo #rhobh #rhony #rhoslc #rhonj #rhoa #pumprules #summerhouse #southerncharm #belowdeck #winterhouse
ana pkhikidze @ana89942588
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Oscar Maxwell @OscarMaxwell19
154 Followers 2K Following
Janet @JanetLaDunn
37 Followers 113 Following
edisonlama @edisonlama4
162 Followers 3K Following
PopDrunkLove @PopDrunkLove
1K Followers 3K Following she/her, Southern, Capricorn, 🏳️🌈, Slytherin, dark side sympathizer, Theatre Kid, Disney Adult with a Bravo Addiction -- award winning improvisor
Diane @1RHOFAN
1K Followers 3K Following Energetic, Passionate, Positive, Faithful, Love Fashion, Bravo, Real Housewives, Decorating, Yoga, Horse Racing, Cooking, Weather, And Animal Lover.
KalianaDietrichPhD @SpoildRedHead
986 Followers 4K Following Writer, Behavioral Health Expert, Educator, Consultant, Concerned Citizen, Secret RH/Bravo Addict
John Doe @PoliBuro
184 Followers 4K Following
Treasured Sites @treasuredsites
14 Followers 399 Following A collection of great undiscovered sites from around the web.
Stefanie Seifer @StefSeifer
13K Followers 8K Following 🎬 Casting Producer / Casting Director specializing in Real People Casting for Commercials. Create + Inspire + Play = 💕!
All Time History @AllTimeHistory
5K Followers 19K Following Greatest Quotes Of All Time, World Famous Art, And Timeless Photography.
Daily Flowers @DailyFIowers
5K Followers 16K Following Have A Cheerful Day With Beautiful Colorful Photos Of Flowers!
Andrea @Andreal111
69 Followers 199 Following crazy cat5 lady, mom, Grandma, sad Patriot. came here for the #hannibal and stayed for the lulz. and the news about Russia #PatriotNotPartisan 🌊🌊🌊
ruthie “misbehavin�.. @ruth_rarotramel
145 Followers 182 Following Twitter is where I come to spiral
Melissa @meldawgone
50 Followers 255 Following No matter how big your house is, how recent your car is, or how big your bank account is. Our graves will always be the same size. Stay humble
Gregular Guy @GregWMcClure
134 Followers 233 Following
Tami Bejger @tamibejger
31 Followers 479 Following
Kelsey Demetralis @kelseyD_
94 Followers 465 Following I love my dog more than most things on this planet and I’ll do just about anything for a fancy charcut board. Any other questions? IYKYK.
Katie Calhoun @calhounkt
49 Followers 35 Following I sling hot drinks at people and pretend to be a good mom and wife. Currently studying to be a master in something. Always on the hunt for the best pizza ever.
Jackie Rose @jrjoyce99
73 Followers 258 Following
Joe Golden @JoeGold44935611
113 Followers 340 Following
Elizabeth Di Filippo @mselizabethr
2K Followers 996 Following ✌🏼 Senior editor @YahooStyleCA [email protected]
rachel ❤️ @itsrachelseason
424 Followers 522 Following
Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
536K Followers 504 Following The ONLY official Tim Heidecker account (held in receivership by #ViralPhil Braun.) #TimHeidecker new season of On Cinema starts NOW
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 613 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Baby Gorgeous @hibabygorgeouss
2K Followers 451 Following I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me.
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.8M Followers 74 Following Welcome to the positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
HI BABY GORGEOUS! @Kathryn0687
11K Followers 5K Following Kathryn || Delightfully unhinged || Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo || I stan problematic Housewives || Follow me on IG: @babygorgeousredux
thebravobinch @thebravobinch
1K Followers 492 Following reality tv, pop culture & general musings 💅🏻✨ #bravo #rhobh #rhony #rhoslc #rhonj #rhoa #pumprules #summerhouse #southerncharm #belowdeck #winterhouse
Nedra Glover Tawwab @NedraTawwab
37K Followers 30 Following Licensed Therapist, Boundaries Expert, and Author https://t.co/hZPmWM54fn
Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold
90K Followers 427 Following he/him. gay girl dad. taylor swift anthropologist. former blue check. here to lol only!!! no drama!!! inquiries: [email protected]
KHJN @KyHealthJustice
4K Followers 984 Following Need an abortion? Contact KHJN Support Fund: 1-855-576-4576 Looking for assistance with gender-affirming care? Contact @kytranshealth at 502-694-2227.
internet baby @kirkpate
30K Followers 1K Following Emily Kirkpatrick words for $ i write a newsletter called i heart mess about the best of the worst celebrity fashion
tiktok comments @commentsooc
177K Followers 1 Following everything tiktok | don’t be shy DM submissions
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
RonnieKaram @RonnieKaram
16K Followers 249 Following co host Watch What Crappens pod. TikTok https://t.co/7UNFa5xxqf
Gibson Johns @gibsonoma
64K Followers 2K Following Probably live tweeting Real Housewives / Host of "Gabbing with Gib" Podcast / Words in @esquire, @betchesluvthis, @menshealthmag and more
Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino
109K Followers 995 Following LA. 📚 | NYT Bestselling Author |🎙Host of Everything Iconic podcast🍷🦄 Instagram: @dannypellegrino | NEW BOOK! ORDER NOW: https://t.co/QACV0WDped
dr. ppyajunebug, phd @ppyajunebug
5K Followers 2K Following Usually a neuroscientist, occasionally a writer, always a nerd. Science, fandom, and anything else that strikes my fancy. All tweets are my own
Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25
15K Followers 2K Following Host of the Betches media podcast So Bad it's Good with Ryan Bailey. Lover of all reality shows, so so on real life.
Ashley Hamilton @AshleyHammm
7K Followers 692 Following The Michael Jordan of saying that things are the Michael Jordan of other things, listen to @cmbc_podcast
andrew knapp @andrewomerknapp
5K Followers 684 Following be more like your dog bestselling author of Find Momo series new book Aug 29 📍 On the road • he/him
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
774K Followers 11 Following celebrating wins, sweet, funny, and girly things :) @jasminericegirl
Elizabeth Earnshaw, L.. @liz_listens
2K Followers 109 Following Relationship Tips | cofounder @ourswellness | Author of I Want This To Work |
dylan gelula @DylanGelula
59K Followers 881 Following rhodes scholar studying how surgeons can use robotics for political evil
bravo mess (taylor's .. @thebravomess
4K Followers 537 Following bravo and pop culture obsessed • rom-communist • body by taco bell • sagittarius
Sophie Ross @SophRossss
33K Followers 4K Following nyc by way of cincy, constantly thinking/tweeting about pop culture and sometimes writing and podcasting about it too
Eva Victor @evavictor
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Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Mara Wilson @MaraWilson
544K Followers 6K Following Too tired for Twitter these days. Press: [email protected]. Buy my book WHERE AM I NOW? https://t.co/olmpPDMQk3
. @jaboukie
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caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee
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Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet
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milk 🍒 @milkstrology
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James @CaucasianJames
1.4M Followers 790 Following i’m going to be the first nurse to make it to the nba
TheTinderBlog @TheTinderBlog
3K Followers 80 Following Instagram @TheTinderBlog Email: [email protected]
Samantha Powell @sdpowell1
10K Followers 757 Following Writing about fashion. Writing about other things. Zoë not Zelda. She/her. Profile picture by @sulagnamisra.
Letting Lindsay go through all the bridal events knowing he was done is where he loses me. It’s so sad. #SummerHouse
I’m tired of people saying he’s afraid of her. That’s such bullshit! How are you going to be afraid of your future wife and refuse to be honest with her… while being honest with everyone else, on NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! #summerhouse
Lindsay point blank asked Carl if there were any nuggets of advice his parents gave and instead of Carl being honest, he dodges and gaslights #SummerHouse
You guys crowned West WAY too soon as far as I’m concerned……….. #summerhouse
I love how the Bravo network is so devoid of decent men compared to the 82373782 evil sociopathic ones that viewers absolutely lose it at the sight of a short blonde mustachio with a kinda cute showmance and marginally good comedic timing #summerhouse
wow I’m shocked, the guy with a DV charge can’t recognize male rage… #PumpRules
Sandoval: “Go push some buttons on your laptop.” James:
no like I’m genuinely confused why Brit and Jax were at the White House correspondents dinner
Millennials to Gen Z kids who got tricked into getting filler way too young
@LoveCindyCee How bout if a faithful died
I think what Lindsay is asking of Carl is very reasonable. She’s been extremely supportive of him, even when they weren’t dating. He should know who he’s with atp. Also that last part in his confessional feels like a deflection to start painting Lindsay negatively 😬 #SummerHouse
miranda when she pulled her neck and aidan helped her off the bathroom floor
Carl does not want to marry Lindsay but he’s too chicken shit to say it himself so he goes to film a scene with his mom and step dad who he knows will say the things he’s too chicken shit to say. #summerhouse
Ohhh brother this guy STINKS #thevalley
A psychologist recommends A Heart That Works in today’s NYT as a good book for grievers. I’d bet more women have read it than men (it’s not about a championship basketball season or a civil war battle) but she says it’s good for men too. linktr.ee/hearttworks
Whoever did this to him, you will answer for your crimes
When the real housewives of Atlanta was filmed like The office 😭
i think about this clip at least once a month
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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