matt @ihatemalloc

Software powerhouse Joined November 2021

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matt @ihatemalloc

2 months ago

i saw the fantastic four with my cousin and he kept saying “here’s the thing” every 3 minutes and it was honestly better than any part of that movie

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matt @ihatemalloc

3 months ago

dam @DeepDishEnjoyer is gone. this app will never been the fucking same

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matt @ihatemalloc

5 months ago

i think abt this every other day

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matt @ihatemalloc

7 months ago

spreads so wide i started reconsidering trapping

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matt @ihatemalloc

7 months ago

so fucking true!!!!!!! :D

Rhys @RhysSullivan

7 months ago

so fucking true!!!!!!! :D

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matt @ihatemalloc

7 months ago

Often wrong, never in doubt.

Alexander Spiegelman @SashaSpiegelman

7 months ago

Often wrong, never in doubt.

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matt @ihatemalloc

9 months ago

a nearly decade old comment from Young Dolph still occupies my mental

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matt @ihatemalloc

9 months ago

the only thing i see when i read your dev blog

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matt @ihatemalloc

9 months ago

thrilled to announce that I’ve sold some bullshit and will likely buy some other bullshit soon

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James (gta6 arc) @_jhunsaker

a year ago

you can learn 80% of life's lessons from Clint Eastwood movies

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matt @ihatemalloc

a year ago

whenever i see a video about how to day trade on TikTok i report it for terrorism

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matt @ihatemalloc

3 years ago

Awesome group of ppl

Keone Hon ⨀ @keoneHD

3 years ago

Awesome group of ppl

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matt @ihatemalloc

3 years ago

if you don’t have a shitty raw html site that overviews your works, did you even advance computer science

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matt @ihatemalloc

3 years ago

I knew exactly what I was going to read, yet it still brought me great pain

Deedy @deedydas

3 years ago

I knew exactly what I was going to read, yet it still brought me great pain

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hi I'm Haley and I'm the founder of Friends of Bear Cat Rescue, a 501c3 non-profit cat rescue! - advocating for the janky ones - https://t.co/jEVMcoARKq

Friends of Bear Cat R... @feederofcats

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Discount anything I say about individual equities and commodities
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🇨🇦

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Creator of Balatro (@BalatroGame)
Business/Media: balatro@playstack.com
Blog: https://t.co/iTSIsn5UwZ
Direct contact: localthunk.contact@gmail.com

localthunk @LocalThunk

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