Jacob @jaketlarsen
Kansas City Chiefs, Utah Jazz, Utes fan. Team Rilla. been cussed by Timmy Bountiful, Utah Joined January 2015-
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Falcons GM Terry Fontenot Parody! He explains why he drafted an old quarterback when they already have one.
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RC Willey delivery guys are batting like .200, fucking guys bring the wrong furniture far more often then they get it right. So annoying to clear out a space and expect new furniture only for them to bring the wrong shit and need to reschedule for another week.
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Xavier Worthy seeing his new facilities
😂😂😂
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One of the greatest interview answers you’ll ever see
11 picks already and Veach hasn’t picked yet. Is he still asleep?
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What off-season moves do the Suns make when they fail in the playoffs again?
How is this the first time I’m seeing this? Prince was a dog
How is this the first time I’m seeing this? Prince was a dog
Most obvious tweet of all-time by this jabroni account
Most obvious tweet of all-time by this jabroni account
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I’ve seen a lot of support for the Utah Outlaws moniker. I think if they truly want to encapsulate the nature of the state they should go with the Utah In-laws.
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The magazine aisle at my local Safeway is a surprisingly bleak place where overweight men without body armor have to tote expensive suppressed SMGs and multiple flash-bangs while riding motocross bikes through a suburban hellscape just to survive
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Draft week. Earn pick 32.
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I’m done golfing with my brother. I’ll hit a great drive from the blues, he hit one from the tips and will be 50-60 yards past me. It’s not fair. He had multiple drives over 340 today.
Obi-Wan Mahomie @bnice19831
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Christopher Moltisant.. @AbstractBravo
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕦.. @Christraint
1K Followers 375 Following Aspiring memeologist. Honorary #ChiefsKingdom shitposter. Masturbation enthusiast. Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer.
ChiefsJayhawksRoyals @CJR16255
5K Followers 3K Following Patrick Mahomes accidentally liked a tweet of mine once so you can pretty much say we’re best friends
Anthony Bitchens @AnthonyTa2u
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Matt C @MattfromKC
7K Followers 6K Following I’m like Tom Selleck without his money and fame. Or his mustache. I don’t have his chest hair either. Come to think of it, I’m nothing like Tom Selleck. Sorry.
WIN CHIEFS WIN 💍 �.. @nickybull8
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10K Followers 6K Following Kansas City CHIEFS Royals and Jayhawks for 30 yrs, father of 3* 😔 RIP LJ - I sell memorabilia for Chiefs- #chiefskingdom
Paul🏆Back 2 Back P.. @PaulHBK
3K Followers 694 Following #Chiefs Super Bowl LIV, LVII & LVIII Dynasty #SFGiants 2010, '12 & '14 World Series Dynasty #Bulls 6-Time NBA Champs #GoLobos #HookEm #BlackLivesMatter
RollinWithMahomes© @MishLGee_xoxo
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Christopher Moltisant.. @AbstractBravo
1K Followers 783 Following Big Boss Rabbit. I don't like any type of pie.
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕦.. @Christraint
1K Followers 375 Following Aspiring memeologist. Honorary #ChiefsKingdom shitposter. Masturbation enthusiast. Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheer.
ChiefsJayhawksRoyals @CJR16255
5K Followers 3K Following Patrick Mahomes accidentally liked a tweet of mine once so you can pretty much say we’re best friends
Anthony Bitchens @AnthonyTa2u
4K Followers 1K Following 3rd best LB on 32nd ranked defense. Mahomes won me a Super Bowl ring once. Obviously a parody account @arrowheadguys
johnnyBside13 @JBside13
7K Followers 3K Following Duck🦆Races💦Ducks Line UP!! How bout those Super Bowl LIV 🏆CHIEFS!
VP of pizza consumpti.. @Jtfawver
4K Followers 3K Following chiefs , fishing, BBQ & fixing US healthcare system. Wish everyone could feel the joy of catching big catfish. I almost died in a Cheesecake Factory. Psalm 27:1
Ja Ja Ding Dong @SilentMusicJack
3K Followers 1K Following What the fuck is up Denny's? Megakota shall be free
Three-Ring Honcho @MostestShady
679 Followers 2K Following The Unsilent Majority - follow my main account @MoShady
Bukkake ( Teriyaki’.. @ThatYumiMa
13K Followers 4K Following || When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. || Semi-Retired Heathen || A Menace to the TL || ♓️ || PSN: thatyumima || #ChiefsKingdom
Matt C @MattfromKC
7K Followers 6K Following I’m like Tom Selleck without his money and fame. Or his mustache. I don’t have his chest hair either. Come to think of it, I’m nothing like Tom Selleck. Sorry.
WIN CHIEFS WIN 💍 �.. @nickybull8
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Fleeced Buffalo again @Armyvet0604
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618 Followers 1K Following it’s just for memes and my goat/future WR1 Louis Rees-Zammit/Proud Indiana Fever fan since 4/15/24🏀
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dirt @i_am_dirtturd
569 Followers 502 Following /redacted/. opinions are someone else’s. america’s twitter account. https://t.co/9NdnHqVI6W
Can we just mass report this account so I don’t have to see these tweets anymore
John Ross broke the 40 yard dash record after having a monster junior season at Washington. He was drafted 9th overall in the 2017 draft…1 pick before Patrick Mahomes. I’m not saying Xavier Worthy is the next John Ross but he wasn’t talked about until he broke the same record.
Yep. What denver did was more egregious IMO.
Denver watching the national media rip apart Atlanta right now
@DNPSportsShow You're getting better; keep it up. We need you in prime shape for the inevitable Ryan Day skits in the fall.
😂😂😂😂😂
Falcons GM Terry Fontenot Parody! He explains why he drafted an old quarterback when they already have one.
@MoShady Papa Brown probably rolling in his grave watching Junior play LT
@AbstractLife BUT BUT BUT BUT his dad said he wanted him to be a left tackle.
talking to the hostess looking for answers there’s no fucking way
The Chiefs built a dynasty during the “Burrow Era” lmfao
@LukeRussert @nflrefstats1 The Bengals don’t fear the chiefs. 3-1 against them in Burrow era.
Wow and the Bills rank dead last in my metric of winning games that matter when playing Kansas City
Xavier Worthy was ranked 132nd in @SportsInfo_SIS's Points Earned per Route Run in 2023. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." #BillsMafia
This is literally you just an hour before. You wanted him but since the Chiefs got him, he’s not all that? 😂😂😂
Xavier Worthy was ranked 132nd in @SportsInfo_SIS's Points Earned per Route Run in 2023. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." #BillsMafia
Remember the last time the Chiefs traded first round picks with the Bills?
@BrotherBill716 This wasn’t how I envisioned us getting the 32nd pick in the draft
Buffalo allowing Kansas City to get Xavier Worthy is a hell of a gamble by the Bills. For a trade that projects as basically a coin flip.
4.21 speed incoming
@i_am_dirtturd made his way in to the Vikings war room🤔🤔🤔
My final mock. The Chiefs offense is now unstoppable.
😆 😆
I just saw someone call Cooper Dejean “Our Jackie Robinson” 😭😭
Urbanists getting ready for weekend projects.
@PaulHBK But by that logic there are only 7 "places" and every team is either 1st (6) 2nd (5) 3rd (4) 4th (3) 5th (2) 6th (1) or 7th (0). It sounds way cooler to be tied for 5th out of 32 instead of being 3rd out of 7. If the Chiefs are 3rd, then the Bengals are 7th.
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