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Josh Fleury @Josh_Fleury

19 hours ago

Last chance to see "CityWalk The Musical" at UCB is this Saturday 5/4, live and live streamed! Grab your tix before they sell out! ucbcomedy.com/show/citywalk-…

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

3 weeks ago

this is my favorite reply because what the FUCK does this even mean. I wish I could be the Portuguese colonial empire? I, a 27 year old writer and comedian in Los Angeles California, wish I could be the full extent of the Portuguese maritime empire circa 1600?

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Alexandre サリギア @_saligia__

3 weeks ago

this is my favorite reply because what the FUCK does this even mean. I wish I could be the Portuguese colonial empire? I, a 27 year old writer and comedian in Los Angeles California, wish I could be the full extent of the Portuguese maritime empire circa 1600?

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

3 weeks ago

portuguese ppl replying to this post: Sigh. Can’t tell if this is a “joke” or if you truly believe we were as bad as “D*tch” “people”. Try reading a history book instead of a McDonald’s menu you american pig brazilians replying to this post: 😂😂😂💯💯💯🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🫡🫡🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

3 weeks ago

portuguese ppl replying to this post: Sigh. Can’t tell if this is a “joke” or if you truly believe we were as bad as “D*tch” “people”. Try reading a history book instead of a McDonald’s menu you american pig brazilians replying to this post: 😂😂😂💯💯💯🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🫡🫡🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

3 weeks ago

if you ever see weird stains on my bedsheets it’s not because i’m GROSS it’s because i eat FOOD THERE 🙄🙄

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

4 weeks ago

how it feels to say “me trae la cuenta por favor”

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Moon Goon @wearemoongoon

4 weeks ago

🌆 It’s happening!! We will be livestreaming CityWalk The Musical for the one-year anniversary THIS Saturday, April 6th at 7 PM PST!! Tickets for the livestream, as well as in-person tickets, are available at ucbcomedy.com! Link to tix in bio! 🍦🍔🍹🍤

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

4 weeks ago

“Frog and Toad aren’t just ‘best friends’ they are canonically an enduring tale of queer love” yeah so is Rammstein

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

a month ago

“Frog and Toad aren’t just ‘best friends’ they are canonically an enduring tale of queer love” yeah so is Rammstein

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

a month ago

trying to prepare for my mexico trip by immersing myself in the culture. should i start with Dragon Ball Z or Evangelion

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birdclump :) @jasminevdon

a month ago

obsessed with this tiktok that randomly ended up on my fyp. this is what joe biden thinks every tiktok is

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