Jim @jcpmojo
Pizza lover (of course), loves the Jaguars (Giants? eww?), atheist (as we were all born), parent of twins (and no time for anything else). Joined September 2011-
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@kopopoulous @realannapaulina Probably shouldn't public announce your support for someone who protects a child rapist (silence is complicity).
pt2 @ScottHanson Meanwhile, we see the Browns or Panthers when they're in their own territory, but we never see the Jags for more than a couple seconds. Come on, man!!
@ScottHanson Love the show, but why are you guys always biased against my Jaguars?! I had my fantasy football team up while I'm watching RZ, and my Jags were in the red zone for over 5 minutes before you guys showed them, and then it was just 3-5 seconds when they scored. pt1
@richeisen This is meant as constructive criticism, but I'm watching the Jags-Bills affair, and there is room for improvement. Your anti-Jags bias is obvious. Any good thing the Jags do you just say the Bills made a mistake. So much more, but I'm limited here. Get better plz.
@AndrewSiciliano @NFL @Eric_Edholm Just watched your week 2 power rankings, and what the hell, man?! You spend 3-5 minutes talking about each team (sometimes more), but the Jags get one sentence and you move onto the Bills? Bias much?
@KellyClarksonTV I've been wanting to recommend a musical guest to your show. Watchhouse (formerly Mandolin Orange) is an awesome "new" (they've been around for a decade or more) group. Check 'em out and give 'em a little love if you can.
@TonyNguyen5O @TympanickLaw @PatsBuzz @_AndrewCallahan I'm assuming a clip/magazine of some sort, but I've never heard it called that.
Sen. Chris Murphy gets on his knees on the Senate floor: "I am here on this floor to beg, to literally get down on my hands and knees to beg my colleagues: Find a path forward here. Work with us to find a way to pass laws that make this less likely."
@tedcruz Fuck you! You piece of shit and all your fellow Republicans cause this problem and are complicit in every murdered child in every school/mass shooting. #guncontrol NOW, you fucking coward!
BREAKING: New York Attorney General Letitia James will take the Trump's to court today to enforce their subpoenas and COMPEL their testimony. RT if you stand behind Tish James and want her to get it done! ✋
@StableJeanius @rodger @edsbs I'm a Jags fan bc I was stationed there (Navy) when they got the team, and I followed them every time I moved. Even when stationed in SD, which is where you could've seen me at the game in my Jags gear when they came to town. I don't think ne1 travels for the Jags.
@smight_knight @ChristnNitemare 0! Just can't find the will to unmute.
@ruggierocpa @AnthonyMKreis @AshaRangappa_ The investigation was started by a republican. How about we don't let creeps do illegal shit with minors, regardless of their political party. So they shouldn't investigate it because now there are democrats in charge? WTF, that's creepy AF.
@JimGaffigan I learned that I had a different father than my brother and sisters because my mom cheated on my "dad" during the Vietnam War while he was deployed to Vietnam. Oh, and my real dad died back in the 1980's. Oh, and I'm 49% Jewish through my dad.
@JimGaffigan Hey, I'm also a James Christopher, born in 1966, and grew up in Illinois (Pekin). And we agree on most issues. How come I'm not rich and famous (infamous in some circles), too?!
@NunesAlt So now they're just admitting they're fascists? I mean, we knew it all along, but these guys are just dumber than a box of rocks.
@victimsrightsNY @keithedwards @victimsrightsNY What exactly are you mad at Jennifer? Its a news org. U mad at them slow rolling or the prez for corrupting our democracy?
@mariahwashere20 @aliinwillowland Yeah, she basically shut down her whole Twitter. What a snowflake.
Weird Elon (fElon to ... @ShermanWiedler
474 Followers 881 Following I’m a real asshole… And I’m really weird. #weirdelon #trumpismybitch
DevinsUberDriver @UberDevins
272 Followers 206 Following Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Buckeye Mike @buckeyemike729
43 Followers 292 Following
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.6M Followers 3K Following Male Model. “Live from Old Forester: The Bourbon Set” https://t.co/wvEONXI5na https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip
625K Followers 4K Following Mom, rule breaker, anchor of CNN Newsnight with Abby Phillip at 10pm ET
Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff
3.4M Followers 914 Following Husband. Father. U.S. Senator for California. Fighting for an economy that works for everyone and for our democracy.
Vice President Kamala... @VP46Archive
14.2M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.8M Followers 486 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
21.0M Followers 699 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
37.8M Followers 48 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel
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George Conway ⚖️�... @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 3K Following Recovering lawyer | Owned by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi | Co-founder, @TheMarquePAC | Host, Psycho Politics podcast, and contributor, @BulwarkOnline | Substacker
DevinNunesNeedleDick @NeedleDevin
27 Followers 47 Following The Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Very Litigious Wee-wee
Devin Nunes cow’s c... @DevinCowsCalf
128 Followers 177 Following hey @DevinNunes. why so scared of the first amendment?
Devin Nunes' Parrot @NunesParrot
101 Followers 47 Following I overhear everything Devin says and repeat it. Parody Account. Definitely not Devin Nunes' Parrot.
Weird Elon (fElon to ... @ShermanWiedler
474 Followers 881 Following I’m a real asshole… And I’m really weird. #weirdelon #trumpismybitch
goat lawyer @GoatNunes
784 Followers 1K Following Goat. Lawyer. Fed up on the farm, owned by America’s dumbest congressman, Devin Nunes
Devin Nunes' Streisan... @DevinEffect
306 Followers 59 Following Cow beats Nunes. Film at 11. #VerifyTheCow Not really a parody account, more of an information service?
DevinsUberDriver @UberDevins
272 Followers 206 Following Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
MoronJohnson @devin_farm
1K Followers 441 Following Parody account. I’M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. I give a lot of likes, and I’m a real person who enjoyed your tweet 👍
Devin Nunes’ Left N... @devinnunesnut
255 Followers 486 Following Hanging low and little since ‘73. Afraid of heights, cows, and my mother. Not a parody—I am Devin Nunes’ actual left nut.
Devin Nunes’ Cow’... @NunesCow
4K Followers 598 Following I’m made up of mostly jagged edges and delicious spiky bits! No Knock Warrants are for pussies! Woke - not asleep🩸#parody just like Devin Nunes
Devin Nunes's Prefron... @CortexDevin
549 Followers 264 Following A cry for help from within Devin's skull
Devin Nunes' Colon @DevinCo86113215
736 Followers 159 Following Full of less shite than the rest of Devin. Parody of a parody of a human. I wanted to be @DevinNunesColon, but I'm a semi sentient chunk of anatomy.
Devin Nunes' Pig @NunesPig
1K Followers 447 Following Devin Nunes' Pig 🐷 Oink, Bitch! #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot they/them/their
Devin Nunes' Fainting... @nunes_goat
7K Followers 7K Following No one was above the law. Tolerance paradox enjoyer. #Scrotisserie Inventor. Grocery ID marshal. Parody. #NDN #MMIW #AnimalCaucus #NAFO
Dr. Republican Transl... @DevinNunesDog
6K Followers 532 Following aka Devin's Dog. Actually the cat. You think that soulless b*m has a dog? is parody, in case it wasn't obvi.
Devin Nunes' Farm @DevinNunesFarm
798 Followers 29 Following @DevinCow lives on me*. @DevinNunesMom and @NunesDad tend me. @DevinNunes has not visited in ages. *farms can't tweet, this is a parody account
Devin Nunes' Genitals @DevinGenitals
811 Followers 235 Following I live in the pants of Dirty Devin The Kremlin Gremlin. I am definitely totally real.
Devin Nunes' Farts @DevinNunesFarts
313 Followers 33 Following Rep Devin Nunes' words are the verbal equivalent of farts. Streisand Effect
Devin Nunes screaming... @NunesToe
662 Followers 497 Following Watching Magats fall like flies. Has no paitence for idiots
Devin Nunes’ Left N... @LeftDevin
2K Followers 60 Following Just hangin’ out. (Of course it’s a parody account. Did you really have to ask?)
CORN hole @HannityCHole
2K Followers 86 Following “The Most Legitimate Human Being” Big Fan of Mr. Donald Trump and Mr. Sean Hannity. Commentary
Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
571K Followers 127K Following just a cow hanging out at the dairy wondering why the lil’ cowpoke is a dumb-dumb
Tuxedo Mask @TheLoveBel0w
21K Followers 3K Following Electric word life...it means forever, and that's a mighty long time.
Roxanne Gay @meditation112
2K Followers 0 Following A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
AltNASA @Alt_NASA
129K Followers 177 Following The unofficial #resistance team of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Operated by a #US citizen that is not affiliated with any Federal Agency.
The People's Departme... @altusda
159K Followers 246 Following Envisioning a USDA that works for the well-being of the people, animals, and the environment rather than Big Ag.
altEPA @altUSEPA
243K Followers 164 Following The Unofficial "Resistance" team of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Not taxpayer subsidized! Environmental conditions may vary from alternative facts.
Rogue NASA @RogueNASA
544K Followers 456 Following The unofficial "Resistance" team of NASA. Not an official NASA account. Not managed by gov't employees. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.
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