Jenni House @jenni_house
She/Her. Mainer. Math nerd, foodie and political/economics junkie looking to change minds and save the world. I workout to eat pizza (🏃♀️+🏋🏻♀️=🌮🍕🥨🥓🍱). Arlington, VA Joined May 2010-
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Hey Everyone! I am doing a GoFundMe to raise money to provide junior Soldiers (E5 and below) with free tickets to the EOD Memorial Ball that takes place in May. Please read the below, and considering making a donation this Holiday Season that will go directly to the Explosive…
It’s just that whatever it is, it isn’t as bad as I thought it would be and I already prepared what I would do in this situation at 3AM last Thursday with the help of my anxiety-induced insomnia.
It’s just that whatever it is, it isn’t as bad as I thought it would be and I already prepared what I would do in this situation at 3AM last Thursday with the help of my anxiety-induced insomnia.
Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.
After three years of collecting, trading, organizing, analyzing, and all out obsessing…my 7yo forgot his Pokémon binder at the park. And now it’s gone. We posted LOST signs and are currently going through the various stages of grief. Send help. Or Pokémon cards. 😓
"Before we get going, are there any Moms for Liberty in the house? No? Good. then hands will not need to be thrown tonight." Host LeVar Burton kicks off this year's National Book Awards ceremony. #NBAwards
PSA: You’re phone WILL ring at 2:20pm ET If you are in a DV situation and have a hidden emergency phone TURN IT OFF “wireless phones that are switched on, within range of an active cell tower, and in a geographic area where the wireless provider participates in WEA”
After months of negotiations, the IBEW’s Railroad members at four of the largest U.S. freight carriers finally have what they’ve long sought but that many working people take for granted: paid sick days. ibew.org/media-center/A…
My incredible friend is riding the Mongol Derby this summer—a 10-day, 1000km race across the Mongolian steppe on semi-feral horses. She needs calorie-dense food that doesn’t take up much space. Who can get me a bunch of MREs for her? Like 10-12 is perfect.
It's not often you get to hear both John and Imani roaring at the same time. A lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away. This great video is brought to you by Great American Insurance Group.
We are thrilled to report we located clouded leopard Nova on-grounds at the Zoo this afternoon at approximated 4:40 p.m. She was located very near the original habitat, and teams were able to safely secure her just before 5:15 p.m.
who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
For 1000 years, Arabic was the primary international language of commerce, scholarship & politics, much as English is today. Over the centuries, English adopted many words that were borrowed directly from Arabic For Arabic Language Day, here are 20 words with Arabic origins…
BREAKING NEWS: This is an announcement that has been decades in the making. On December 5, 2022 a team from DOE's @Livermore_Lab made history by achieving fusion ignition. This breakthrough will change the future of clean power and America’s national defense forever.
you watch ANY dateline and you learn real quick there's nothing more dangerous than "lighting up a room". it's on every episode. that's why i don't light up anything. i make places worse when i get there
Discussing the concept of infinity with my 4 year old, not your traditional bedtime story…
A military leader shows great personal courage in the face of some horrendous takes from the media and the IG showed contemptible cowardice. I know who I’d rather serve with, and it’s the leader who thinks my service had value even if it upsets an idiot with a TV show.
TW: Cancer Over the summer we got some truly unthinkable news: My brother’s wife, Alyson—an otherwise healthy, thriving mom to our nephew (7) and niece (5)—was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer (1/3)
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The ORSA Major. @ChaosDaddyBlog
638 Followers 711 Following Logi turned ORSA, Twin dad, gamer, neurospicy and Jeep owner. #gamer, #twin, #Jeep #ADHD #ARMY Comments and Views are my own and solely my own opinion!
Jenna Lee 😷 🇺�.. @origamikitti
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Amanda @alp9780
92 Followers 446 Following Avid kid sports fan. Lover of all things nautical. GVP advocate.
Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil
7K Followers 3K Following Hot takes on the law, the military, my dogs, and lunch • עם ישראל חי • я ненавижу коммунистов
ML Multilord @MMultilord
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Alabama Lawyer @AlabamaLawyer74
676 Followers 2K Following Lawyer in product liability and financial service litigation. Frequent flyer, runner, electric guitar player.
Greer McVay @GreerMcVay
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Jeremy Duguid @JeremyDuguid
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Roger P. Brown @RogerPBrown1
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Laura Powell allcitiz.. @laurarpowell1
1K Followers 2K Following I've done a bit of different things.
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Brett Rubio @rubiob
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LAMIN BOJANG @LAMINBO63245267
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Mr. Tweets Dad @PrivateSnuffy
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Homework Hub Solution.. @hub_homework
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Dr. V ~ELECT👏🏽B.. @DrVforOneHealth
2K Followers 3K Following Let this outrage fuel us to obliterate this dissent into religious authoritarianism 🔥 Pro-birth ≠ pro-life
Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ
342K Followers 4 Following Just the facts, Jack. We’re on the other website, too: https://t.co/9Z2jW1VQ7a
Key MS @KeyMiddle
810 Followers 318 Following Official page for Key Middle School in Springfield, VA. Home of the Patriots.
Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
68K Followers 196 Following Proud Captain of the best damn ship in the Navy, @TheCVN69. All views presented are mine and do not represent DoD/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoD/DoN endorsement.
U.S. Office of Person.. @USOPM
75K Followers 44 Following OPM is the leader in human resource management for the federal government. We support the federal workforce, so they can better serve the American public.
emily @emilykmay
34K Followers 3K Following "mid and delusional" | doubt-filled believer | peak millennial | girl's girl | unfortunately very sincere
Liesl McConchie @LieslMcconchie
8K Followers 1K Following Math with the Brain in Mind. Author. Teacher. Consultant. Mom. Co-author of Brain-Based Learning with @ericjensenbrain. Advocate for Clean Air in Schools.
Warren G @regulator
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Stolen Valor @StolenValor1
14K Followers 495 Following Official Stolen Valor & Guardian of Valor account. Guard against the imposters of pretended patriotism! Site back online undergoing redesign. #stolenvalor
Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
18K Followers 5K Following not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.
Emily @emmy_does_it
7K Followers 487 Following Hero of 1x dog, chaos💫coordinator, natsec 🔁 defense 🔁 strategy. speed typos. Current: natsec hustling, @usarmyreserve Former: @usarmy, @navalwarcollege, @pga
Alexander Sargent @princeofmaine
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Barry R McCaffrey @mccaffreyr3
186K Followers 248 Following @NBCNews @MSNBC Four Star US Army General Ret. Four combat tours. Three Purple Heart awards. Council Foreign Relations. JCS Strategic Plans. NATO Brussels.
Tony from HR 🗄️�.. @medium_tony
696 Followers 855 Following Get in loser-we're doing Army stuff. Do'er and Teacher of Army HR. Family 1st Unless the Colts are on. Honestly don't know how I got here. I like to help.
quantitudethepodcast @quantitudepod
6K Followers 2 Following Hey nerds. It’s a quantitative methods podcast. With attitude. And merch (https://t.co/554QFuYrWk).
US Consumer Product S.. @USCPSC
171K Followers 4K Following Standing for safety since 1972. Recalls, safety alerts and data. RTs, follows are not endorsements. Official account of U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
Elmo @elmo
607K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA
117K Followers 0 Following I’m here to explain myself. #parody Team Mt. St. Helen’s store ⬇️
DOT Maritime Administ.. @DOTMARAD
4K Followers 110 Following The official Twitter of the US DOT Maritime Administration (MARAD). Following, RTs & links ≠ endorsement. Est. Sept. 1916. #DOTMARAD https://t.co/xFoROpamhU
Eat DC @eat_dc
36K Followers 200 Following Food news and mini reviews. Looking high and low for delicious eats. Contact: [email protected] Decent pictures of carbs: https://t.co/ls1sKiz8C2
The ORSA Major. @ChaosDaddyBlog
638 Followers 711 Following Logi turned ORSA, Twin dad, gamer, neurospicy and Jeep owner. #gamer, #twin, #Jeep #ADHD #ARMY Comments and Views are my own and solely my own opinion!
James A. Garfield Nat.. @GarfieldNPS
32K Followers 5K Following James A. Garfield NHS interprets the home of the 20th President of the United States, including the Memorial Library added to the house by his widow, Lucretia.
Indictments Only @indictmentsonly
90K Followers 1 Following By @MuellerSheWrote, this account is for the “wake me up when there are indictments” folks. No news. No analysis. Alerts will include a photo of Ann B. Davis.
Ben Hodges @general_ben
193K Followers 4K Following Former CG USArmyEurope, loves the Army Team, FSU football and Atlanta Braves!
Blue Virginia @bluevirginia
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Haley Britzky @halbritz
31K Followers 3K Following Pentagon for @CNN. Was: Army for @TaskandPurpose. Texan. Christian. E-4 Mafia stan. [email protected]. Signal: halbritz.30
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805 Followers 2K Following Knitting crocheting cross stitching skiing Capitals, Commanders, DC United, Nationals, Wizards and Wahoo loving mom! UVA 1991. Tweets are my own opinion.
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Metrorail Info @Metrorailinfo
109K Followers 66 Following Official service info feed for Metrorail. Monitored 7 am - 8 pm Mon-Fri and weekends 8 am - 8 pm. To report an emergency, call Transit Police at (202) 962-2121.
AlertDC @AlertDC
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Michael McFaul @McFaul
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Bob Gourley @bobgourley
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Amanda @alp9780
92 Followers 446 Following Avid kid sports fan. Lover of all things nautical. GVP advocate.
Barred in DC @BarredinDC
68K Followers 2K Following DC bars + polls. A lawyer-this is not legal advice. Born & raised West Virginian. [email protected]. IG: therealbarredindc.
Overheard District @OverheardWDC
47K Followers 204 Following Overheards ≠ endorsements • Follow on Instagram (@overhearddistrict) • Use the link/DM for submissions
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2K Followers 456 Following Bracket President | Hyperbole and Repos | Opinions are mine and retweets/likes ≠ endorsements | I am a nobody |
@kipconlon What is the POINT of this. Give me a BREAK. Sheesh.
i totally appreciate everyone’s concern for stolen content but this is a parody and so so funny and the family group chat is loving it!!
My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!
if you are coming to nc hit raleigh, asheville, wilmington......skip charlotte.
i just french braided my own hair for the first time which is an under discussed milestone that many never reach.
My biggest fear is someone pushing me down the Rosslyn metro escalator.
I’ve changed my mind. If I met a bear in the woods I would still give him a small smackerel of honey but ALSO I would throw him a little birthday party. As a treat.
You Either Leave a Hero or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Buy Mess Dress
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.
Sometimes I tell stories of the military and I forget they are traumatic until I see people’s reactions
Remember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors?
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
Most spots already over 80 in DC area and it's not even noon. Highs today probably eclipse 90 -- about two weeks earlier than our typical "first 90."
My children are screaming fighting over a gymnastics mat that has sat unused in a corner since I bought it nine months ago. Parenting on Sundays should be optional.
Hot take: if you’re using an iPad to chill your kid out in public specifically because you feel like you’re being an inconvenience to other people, you don’t have to. Let your kid be a little annoying in public!!!
My 3yo recently got back into Puffin Rock and it’s been a blessing on this house
Normally we Do Stuff but we’ve all been sick and nobody slept well last night so it’s this for today 🙃
The haters will deny it but letting your kids watch Netflix on the couch while you mindlessly scroll away next to them on a Sat morning for so long they get hit with the “are you still watching?” is actually good for everyone involved. (Right????)
@ASPertierra There's a certain threshold of "feet deep of bird droppings" past which you go from Marquez to Vonnegut, imo
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