Jamie W @jimjamjamiew
Socially distant UK Joined June 2011-
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This again👇 (Note to self, get off your fucking phone, dumbass)
This again👇 (Note to self, get off your fucking phone, dumbass)
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Relatable behaviour. Several people: *(collective deep breath)* “HAAAPP-” Me: “Nope”
Relatable behaviour. Several people: *(collective deep breath)* “HAAAPP-” Me: “Nope”
Me when my usual evening doomscroll feels more doomy than normal:
This hell app appears to have transformed into the lucy connolly fan club pretty much overnight, so I’d like to fix my algorithm with some wholesome and, frankly, more worthwhile content
This hell app appears to have transformed into the lucy connolly fan club pretty much overnight, so I’d like to fix my algorithm with some wholesome and, frankly, more worthwhile content
How your email finds me
I feel seen/attacked
Jamie W retweeted
Here's the problem. People think council tax pays for bins. What they don't realise is that council tax is - absurdly - how we pay for care in this country. Your council tax is going on the rising cost of adult social care as more people live longer & need more care. Not bins.
Here's the problem. People think council tax pays for bins. What they don't realise is that council tax is - absurdly - how we pay for care in this country. Your council tax is going on the rising cost of adult social care as more people live longer & need more care. Not bins.
Surely it’d be better to do this with the train station. Then they could also make their slogan ALLL ABOOAAARRRRDD!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Surely it’d be better to do this with the train station. Then they could also make their slogan ALLL ABOOAAARRRRDD!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Is Jack Black teaching this class?
Is Jack Black teaching this class?
Jamie W retweeted
The Queen is introduced to Ozzy Osbourne and Kermit the Frog on stage during "Party at the Palace" in London as part of Queen Elizabeth's Golden Jubilee celebrations (2002)
https://t.co/8YVWEZlT2q
ok I’m the kind of person who would normally scoff at positive affirmation statements on the internet, but something about this just hit me like brick
ok I’m the kind of person who would normally scoff at positive affirmation statements on the internet, but something about this just hit me like brick
If we’re really quiet, you can just about make out the sound of the usual suspects foaming at the mouth
If we’re really quiet, you can just about make out the sound of the usual suspects foaming at the mouth https://t.co/YHZKIGDCqU
He looks like he wants to sleep with common people like you
He looks like he wants to sleep with common people like you
Jamie W retweeted
Totally outraged the @BBC knowingly broadcast something so awful in the middle of the afternoon. Alanis Morissette sang a song called Ironic that contained no instances of irony whatsoever. There could be kids watching this who are being mis-educated by this so called platform
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