Joshua Koudys @jkoudys
CTO of Cobalt AI legal tech. I do machine learning for contracts, and help lawyers do better work faster. dealprep.co Toronto Joined May 2009-
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I apologize for any confusion in my previous responses.
All this TypeScript drama has taught me that most devs think of TypeScript like a way to inline tests around your JavaScript. Few are using it as a language itself, for describing how your code works.
I've been a DB dev, managed big commercial DBs, built them for my apps. In 20+ years I have never once put a stored procedure into production.
Need to manually type a JSON file? I learned today you can add a .d.json.ts file to set your own type for a json import. So, for data.json, it would be data.d.json.ts. Inside, add: Where Record<string, string> is the type you want to give the data. Then, add this setting to…
Developers are always saying "interesting thought!" about things that are not interesting.
"Killing someone is basically legal if you do it with a car." mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre…
Does docker/k8s actually make things easier? Or are we all just pretending because the sunk costs are so high and we don't want to be embarrassed/fired?
Python devs acting like they don't want the map/filter/reduce of functional programming, but make an entire class of syntax for list comprehension that bakes it right into the language.
There's going to be a reckoning for all these early products that are ChatGPT for X. The ChatGPT for X already exists. It's ChatGPT.
Just turned 2FA on my Yahoo! email. Forgot I had it until I saw a pile of suspicious logins. Now I'm going far back in an account which hearkens back to my geocities pages, and realizing I'd miss it if it were gone.
Does AI actually pose "enormous danger", or is this simply the most brilliant marketing campaign our generation has seen? They have their critics amplifying the message that one particular product offering is so incredible it should be illegal.
Learning a bit more python since it's crazy popular, and all I can think is how everything is better in ruby.
Why is tech twitter in love with this idea that long if/else statements and for loops are "simpler"? Half the time the code snippets themselves are buggy, yet nobody notices in the din of verbosity.
I've said if you're not a bit embarrassed by code you wrote long ago, it means you haven't grown enough since then. It's true for my old Java, js, php, python, and c. But I'm reading my ruby from 14 years ago, and it's pretty good. I see improvements, but ruby feels special.
The one thing nobody ever warns you about being the parent of a kindergartener: how much Imagine Dragons you're going to have to listen to.
@mattpocockuk Here's a hot performance tip: if you say `as MyType`, you won't need to run `): val is MyType` functions in runtime. This will really speed up your calls to external APIs, which usually have docs that you can rely on to tell you what types they return anyway.
I spent years building and researching AI. Create some useful ML legal tech. Am a huge fan in general. Then tech twitter takes the idiot ball and runs with their wildly backwards take on it, and suddenly I'm seen as anti-AI 🤷♂️. I love AI! I don't love this collective hysteria.
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@cmosleydev Maybe? I’ve rarely found them to be actually easier…especially for complex queries. Just give me a nice typesafe sql client or query builder - no need to completely reinvent sql like prisma did with their schema dsl
@indy_singh_uk Probably because they never actually learned SQL due to always just defaulting to an ORM?
@gunnarmorling I agree! Im more referring to the really popular tools like Prisma that essentially completely reinvented sql. You can still keep sql while also having decent type safety and integration with the particular lang
Since when was SQL so hard that we decided gigantic abstractions like ORMs were a good idea?
Every time I have looked into the eye of a whale looking back at me, I have felt the presence of an Other, an undeniably sentient mind.
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Hey, React nerds. My intuition is that memoizing JSX elements is wrong, and it's the *data* that should be memoized. What are the arguments in either direction?
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Jeep driver takes off from cops in Brampton 😳
The internet is really frying young ppl’s brains. They don’t even believe what they’re saying, they’re just repeating social media nonsense. Cringe lmao
You gotta match their energy 😂😂
Wild to me that Canadian zoomers will literally never own homes + will have wages suppressed to near slave labour due to mass immigration... Yet the best they can muster for protests is always over some trans nonsense every corporation and government body support anyway. Lol.
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Donald Trump: “I don't think the people of this country are going to stand for it...This is a disgrace. And you ought to go after this attorney general.”
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look at how they massacred my boy