Joel Brown @joelabrown
Nerd. Software developer. Recidivist volunteer. Mastodon: https://t.co/eP35Vs5YeB mooseware.ca Mississauga Ontario Canada Joined March 2009-
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Happy 13th Anniversary to Windows Phone 🎂 We miss you.
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As an engineer, I used to enjoy @Dilbert_Daily but I tire of the increase in anti-woke dogwhistling. @globeandmail and @TheSpec , please consider replacing with something better like @KerriganNuNue .
As an engineer, I used to enjoy @Dilbert_Daily but I tire of the increase in anti-woke dogwhistling. @globeandmail and @TheSpec , please consider replacing with something better like @KerriganNuNue .
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Well this is timely, verging on creepy. My wife told me earlier this evening that she wanted to watch King Richard and I told her that I would watch it if @kargor liked it.
Well this is timely, verging on creepy. My wife told me earlier this evening that she wanted to watch King Richard and I told her that I would watch it if @kargor liked it.
I thought only irony was dead. Apparently satire also.
I thought only irony was dead. Apparently satire also.
Retweet this if you will continue to wear a mask.
How many times does something need to backfire before it occurs to you that maybe this won't work? Apparently at least one more time.
How many times does something need to backfire before it occurs to you that maybe this won't work? Apparently at least one more time.
When the guy that invented all the stupid rules that make passwords hard to use and easy to crack tells you that you should stop using those rules, but dang it, AD policies are hard to write. Oh well, carry on then.
When the guy that invented all the stupid rules that make passwords hard to use and easy to crack tells you that you should stop using those rules, but dang it, AD policies are hard to write. Oh well, carry on then.
Exactly. Crypto is a terrible idea because of the environmental implications, but the fact that it's such an effective tool for malfeasance should be the last straw.
Exactly. Crypto is a terrible idea because of the environmental implications, but the fact that it's such an effective tool for malfeasance should be the last straw.
I've wondered about whether Tesla was a good long term buy since they are a battery company more than a car company, but regardless of enlightened self interest it's not possible to see my way clear to putting even one thin dime into Elon Musk's wallet.
I've wondered about whether Tesla was a good long term buy since they are a battery company more than a car company, but regardless of enlightened self interest it's not possible to see my way clear to putting even one thin dime into Elon Musk's wallet.
The Rock is cool and all, but let's not forget that our current PM legit boxed the snot out of a former NHL goon who challenged him in the ring.
The Rock is cool and all, but let's not forget that our current PM legit boxed the snot out of a former NHL goon who challenged him in the ring.
Gamification can be amazingly effective, but sometimes it can feel cringy. I just had my first experience with PluralSight badges today and the countdown timer thing made my shoulders drop
Gamification can be amazingly effective, but sometimes it can feel cringy. I just had my first experience with PluralSight badges today and the countdown timer thing made my shoulders drop
I wish this we're just cynicism and not a recognition of a familiar playbook in use. #johnsnobelen #createausefulcrisis
I wish this we're just cynicism and not a recognition of a familiar playbook in use. #johnsnobelen #createausefulcrisis
But you could lose the keys to your mum's basement! #antivaxxers #antivaxxer #COVID19
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? l'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always there, especially at this time of year. Call 833-456-4566 (Canada Suicide Prevention Service ). Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Let's all look out for each other
Great to have support for our community from our local representatives!
Great to have support for our community from our local representatives!
And condoms.
Even though we're expecting snow tonight, today seemed like a good day to buy some @Chapmans_Canada ice cream.
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