josh wells @joshaintfunny
bad at social media joshwells.substack.com north bergen, nj Joined February 2009-
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y'all remember that scene at the end of 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,' where they visit all their internet haters and punch them in the face? Can someone recreate that but with LeBron James? I'd watch that.
live, laugh, newsletter. Check it. Joshwells.substack.com
some story I posted on Facebook.
by the power of Judy Blume, I have dropped a new issue of the newsletter. Give it a read, unless you're too busy reading Judy Blume. She's a legend. joshwells.substack.com
Getting mad at courtney love for being Courtney love is a waste of enjoying Courtney love for being Courtney love
just watched that Beavis and Butthead sketch from SNL at work. Was not prepared. So good, I cried.... I was wiping away tears at my desk.
earthquakes, eclipse, and a new issue of the Josh Wells Weekly. What a week. Joshwells.substack.com
today was the first day in like 9 months that Jeopardy stopped doing tournaments and returned to its original form and to celebrate this momentous occasion all three contestants were extremely mediocre.
Kurt Cobain died 30 years ago today. Nirvana forever.
another week, another newsletter. I write about mirrors and such. Very hip. Read it now. joshwells.substack.com
on today's Jeopardy, none of these nerds knew about the movie, True Romance.
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Print it out and put it in someone's easter basket. joshwells.substack.com
I don't think 'riz' is real young people slang. It was part of today's NYT mini crossword. I think it's a made up thing they purposely circulated to oldheads to make us feel better about the irrelevancy that comes with aging.
anyone else ever pause a show because one of the characters has an expired passport so now you just gotta check yours? Don't worry, I'm good till 2033.
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. Rememebr reading? Give it a try. Joshwells.substack.com
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I'm sick and can't think of anything clever to say, so just give it a read, ok? joshwells.substack.com
maybe they could just shut the whole internet off for a day. That'd be fun too.
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