Joshtime @joshtimejosh

file this under 'funny to me' soundcloud.com/joshtime Poughkeepsie, NY Joined January 2011

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Joshtime @joshtimejosh

3 years ago

Are there laser guide pizza cutters..?

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Even though I can’t blow my horn anymore, I can still think and do my music in my head. I’m grateful for that. Music is so great, and so great to me. However, this stupid crazy world won’t go away and give me my peace. 1/7

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my wheelhouse @mywheelhouseftw

3 years ago

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Joshtime @joshtimejosh

3 years ago

My sweetest ritual is every Sunday* morning I sit down**, read the NY Times***, and plan my week.**** *Saturday **standing over the toilet ***grocery circulars ****cry

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

Man Who Keeps Keys On Carabiner Must Rappel Into Office Building Every Morning bit.ly/3P9CFsp

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Joshtime @joshtimejosh

3 years ago

Happy birthday @nyitjedi Miss ya, buddy.

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Joshtime @joshtimejosh

3 years ago

😘 @nyitjedi Miss ya

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Joshtime @joshtimejosh

3 years ago

Why did they call it state run media and not fraudcast news

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Gabrielle Blair @designmom

6 years ago

When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy. 1/

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onagapnotsew @westonpagano

3 years ago

If cops shoot unarmed people because they fear for their life, but also don’t stop armed shooters because they fear for their life, why are we giving them millions of dollars??

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

3 years ago

An 11-year-old who survived the school shooting in Texas went into survival mode and put someone's blood on herself to pretend she was dead. The classmate next to her died and then saved her life. This is the kind of trauma you hear from an active war zone, not a 4th grade class.

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Lakota Man @LakotaMan1

3 years ago

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.