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7 beers deep standing outside waiting for someone to offer me a cigarette
my ideal diet is mildly grazing on random crackers and caffeinated beverages all day and then having a 1300 calorie burrito at 10PM
The Mexican Cartels have agreed to a temporary ceasefire in honor of Akira Toriyama
Las Vegas Police facing Mike Tyson after he'd just bitten Evander Holyfield's ear off, 1996.
Having a dramatic falling out with somebody is so embarrassing .. people will be like “what happened” and now you have to sound like a 7-year-old
There’s a period in your life where you smoke cigarettes without remorse and it’s the happiest you’ll ever be
Imagine going out and actually having authentic life experiences instead of just forming your entire personality based off of the internet and social media
mfs in the 1700s:
there’s literally a cartoon about this😭
This cover goes hard.
imagine watching the anime only for JJk and you get spoiled by fucking Usher out of all people
Your mom
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Usain Bolt Thrower @Mon_Jayo
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long cool woman in a .. @neonl_esley
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Thought I had ADHD but turns out my concentration was bad because I was taking several massive bong rips immediately after waking up
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito berate Michael Keaton on beating them up as Batman. “There he is! You’ve got a lot of nerve!”
Prince stands victorious over Charlie Murphy during a game of basketball, 1985.
Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly
need this addiction to attack me in Jesus name
once you start saving your money it gets addicting.
bro lost a bad bіtch and then started terrorizing the galaxy
Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough
can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails
unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around
How about you develop some male pattern kindness
There’s a period in your life where you smoke cigarettes without remorse and it’s the happiest you’ll ever be
dwarf bros I'm getting off the elf-hate train
Just a casual lounging around the house fit 🗡️
Berserk (1997).
absolutely heinous to put spongebob squarepants on a sphere. this goes against everything he stood for
How am I supposed to sleep when this is outside my window
Carl Weathers has sadly passed away at the age of 76.
ANAL!!!!!!
Travis Kelce is planning something "special" for Taylor Swift as the pair get ready to spend Valentine's Day together. A source tells ET, "Travis is focused on Valentine’s Day and wants to do something fun and special for Taylor."
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