jumpingjupiter @jumpingjupiter
where crickets cree Joined September 2008-
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@seananmcguire Dungeon Master. Or your given name, from before you crashed your ship and got trapped in the body of that little girl. ♥️
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"America can't be racist because it elected two Black people who half the country hates for reasons they can't quite put their finger on"
Lindsey Graham says systemic racism isn't an issue in America because Barack Obama and Kamala Harris were elected
@seananmcguire I have one kink but it’s in the air hose 🥺
@seananmcguire Well I mean I’m about to now, you had me at the cover description
Kids these days don’t know how good they have it. In my day we had to walk all the way across the living room to change the channel. Both ways.
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i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it’s called being considerate & respecting ur mother
Honestly.
Lindsey Graham says systemic racism isn't an issue in America because Barack Obama and Kamala Harris were elected
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If you missed Poet Laureate @TheAmandaGorman reading her poem, “The Hill We Climb,” you can watch below. It’s worth your time. I promise.
@seananmcguire You can’t tell me that’s not one giant cat covered in tiny cats.
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first they came for the president, and I did not speak up, because lmao
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Delete your account. x.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.
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Animaniacs is the key to all of this
I watch a lot of food prep related content nowadays and all I’m saying is ffs you better show me the inside of that cake or I swear to god
laughter is my favorite kind of convulsion.
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