swippy @evilswippy
amateur tweeter temperate zone Joined October 2010-
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you guys, i think we're going about this wrong: if we could get NOTHING BUT accused child molesters into elected office, it would probably speed along a few investigations.
can't believe i avoided jim jefferies this long because i mistook him for that annoying guy that plays stewie
hahaha poor pathetic lizard squad they may as well have vowed to ensure some decorated paper would be torn today #poorSadlizardsquad
as it turns out, a grand jury is unlikely to hold "The Boogie" liable
yo did you know Michael Phelps is like 70% water? #olympics
test tweet for @bobmaynardbob testing... 1... 2...
RT @SI_Swimsuit: Guess the # of swimsuits we're bringing on the next shoot + win this Swim book! yfrog.com/h hopefully zero
i'm pretty sure we haven't had sex though!? RT @bekahmoser: they never said it'd be easy...they just said it'd be worth it.
playing beerpong in the pool with a specially-constructed floating table? that is, indeed, what's up
when a fish bites your heel like a big-a slimey eel that's a moray
it is so nice to be bleeding from recreational work again after spending my last 4 dozen times bleeding on just paid work
the freaks representing Americans on rt.com's cable channel are articulate and horrifying
i fuckin kick ASS at being humble nobody can even come CLOSE to how awesome i am at humility
chef salads are converted to greek salads via a process known as "fetafication" #werdz
You can lead a horse to water but you can't unstuff a banana and fill it with ground beef and marry it in most states.
damn near useless! this part of the windshield i use to see helicopters dive-bombing me! oh and stoplights. kamikaze choppers and those
i love overhearing conversations in other languages and only understanding the swear words
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