Jðnathan @kebabdylan
Web Developer and occasional professor. Co-founder of legendary @negativeplayers. My tweets are your own. My moral compass points towards party time. 38.001678,-84.455736 Joined March 2008-
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Happy St Totteringham Day to all those who observe this holy day.
SCOTUS: The president does not have the power to forgive student loans under this particular law. TRUMP: OK, but he could order someone killed, though, right?
Imagine trying to keep people from crossing the border by shooting missiles up into the sky...
Imagine trying to keep people from crossing the border by shooting missiles up into the sky...
Morgan Wallen was arrested for throwing a chair off a 6 story building. Try finding a 6 story building in a small town
It takes a soccer analyst to see the obvious
It takes a soccer analyst to see the obvious
Waiting for "the NCAA also killed JFK" conspiracy theory
I just don't understand this take. If 100% a foul then the player DID determine the outcome. It's better than all the "NCAA rigged it for Caitlin Clark so they make more money" conspiracy theories #NCAAWBB #FinalFour #rigged
I just don't understand this take. If 100% a foul then the player DID determine the outcome. It's better than all the "NCAA rigged it for Caitlin Clark so they make more money" conspiracy theories #NCAAWBB #FinalFour #rigged
United losing is a lot funnier than Chelsea losing so 🤘👀🤘
OK here is the official scoring on at @RonnaMcDaniel At @MSNBC :0.1 Scaramucci’s At @NBCNews : 0.27 but we are generous and round up so 0.3 Scaramuccis
Penalty kicks between two orthodox countries and all the players are crossing themselves three times lol #EURO2024
There is a lot of whining about Caitlyn Clark whining... #NCAAWBB
Asking a question but disabling the feedback. Maybe didn't think this through?
Asking a question but disabling the feedback. Maybe didn't think this through?
In anticipation of today's opening round for @ndwbb. I dub Anna deWolfe "de wolf of ball street"
Me watching Taylor Swift #ErasTour on #DisneyPlus
Dreamed last night that I crossed paths with S Malkmus (@dronecoma) from #pavement and didn't want to bother him but I did anyway and asked for a selfie with him. He was cool and said sure and had his assistant take the pictures. afterwards I was excited to share them but...
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Bruce Willis, Danny Dvito and Weird Al Yankovic failed in their attempts to put Declan Rice off
Everton fans: “You lost the league at goodison park”
Me showing up to record vocals the morning after attending playoff hockey
. @Arsenal
i love you, it’s ruining my life
The Tortured Punts Department
im able to instantly detect if jack antonoff worked on a song due to a visceral hatred of his production style
Lindsey Buckingham shares the story behind @fleetwoodmac's 1979 classic, "Tusk" → cos.lv/a1KP50RiyTX
Kate Martin came to the #WNBADraft to support her Iowa teammate Caitlin Clark but ended up getting drafted by the defending champs, the Las Vegas Aces!👏 #WNBADraft
Did you play the @NYTGames's Mini Crossword this morning? If so, you may have noticed that a certain *iconic* bird was one of its answers. For a hint for 3-Down, check out our bird guide here: bit.ly/2Rc8w39
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LANDON SLAGGERT FIRST NHL GOAL 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Caitlin Clark is an incredible player but these jokes are gonna buss I’m sorry, NCAA Harry Kane is CRAZY 💀
Australia vs Austria, just for clarity
that stupid “don’t let me go” iphone ad makes me want to scream. can we bring back iphone ads with a fun little song that was like 10 seconds instead of this
@NumbersUSA Here you go
Funny they ask this. Here's my effort at jotting down a brief timeline of actions the admin has "done to lower illegal crossings" over the last 3 years. I'm sure I'm missing some things. Some have been successful. Others have been not. But it's wild to claim they haven't tried.
Caitlin Clark and Rose Lavelle tied for greatest pale athletes of all time. 👻
Joe Lieberman, who I did not support, was a neocon whom I often criticized. But he stood on principle when he lobbied for China, which I do not support, and used No Labels, which I do not support, to tilt the next election toward Trump, who I do not support by Glenn Greenwald
@matthewmaddock SEND THEM BACK TO GONZAGASTAN NOW!!! AMERICA FIRST!!! 😂😂😂
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