Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle
Obsessed with my pets Austin, TX Joined September 2016-
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said i was going to be normal during early voting and wait for election day. that lasted 2 days….i cannot be normal i must read tea leaves
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Someone just liked this nearly decade old tweet. Lmao i am actually so funny
i love this song turn it up!!
New @TxPolProject poll finds statewide GOP incumbents in jeopardy, w/ lots of statistical ties #TXSEN Talarico 50 Paxton 47 Governor Hinojosa 49 Abbott 48 Lite guv Goodwin (D) 49 Patrick (R) 46 Attorney general Johnson (D) 48 Middleton (R) 47 texaspolitics.utexas.edu/blog/latest-ut… #txlege
Kelsey Nicole Swindle retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
Yes this is my fiance.
I'm still thinking about the "Men who drive with both hands gives me the ick." The vast majority of women seem to want a conservative coded hyper masculine guy who is actually woke and read theory, but not so much that he won't be the one to always pay for dinner.
i don’t mean to flex but i have bijan and drake london on my fantasy team.
Kelsey Nicole Swindle retweeted
Wilber came to this country legally. He has no criminal record. An ICE agent shot him anyway. He slept on a prison cell floor with a bullet still lodged in his back. He can’t move the left side of his body. This isn’t law enforcement. It’s lawlessness.
Update on Wilber: He is being held at Pearsall for interrogation and still has the bullet lodged in his body. He’s received no pain medication and had to sleep on the floor.
Kelsey Nicole Swindle retweeted
It's a great day to be a Longhorn. 🤘
i love this song (:
I have never seen anyone get relentlessly booed, by fans of all stripes, like Ted Cruz received on College Game Day. It was literally non-stop boing from start to finish. The man is going to need therapy.
.@tedcruz get away from DKR now. leave us alone and let us win.
@DrewSav im thinking texture of beluga whale with the flavor of wild boar
I see a lot of dumb takes about James on here and I want yall to know it takes everything in me not to reply/RT these losers and just absolutely dunk on them. It’s not useful. So instead im writing this tweet which feels a bit more dignified.
Texas has been under Republican control for 30 years.
This is the vibe outside the American Airlines Center ahead of the midterm convention in Dallas
What is the link between Donald Trump and Woodrow Wilson???? I am actually puzzled by Wilson being listed as great. Also kind of lol that Reagan isn’t even included. I guess he didn’t want to take a stance there lol
I love being on birth control! I’ve been on birth control since I was 17 and it’s literally amazing. I loved my IUD - I had three of them! Birth control is amazing and one of the most important medical advancements for women in history.
Have you ever seen someone living your dream?
im going to cry ):
Bulldozers sent by Trump have begun tearing up Big Bend National Park to build a border wall through the protected public land. The Trump administration waived dozens of environmental laws to permit the construction.
So many things. 1. They are obsessed with James’ biology is weird as fuck??? Like why are they always talking about this? It’s creepy. 2. Naming the solution to the problem after your competitor is on par with giving free tacos with your competitor’s name. Are they dumb?
Today, I visited the USDA lab in Kerrville. Remarkable place. To protect Texas, they’re releasing hundreds of millions of sterile screwflies. I’m calling them Talaricos!
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