Kyle J. Bauman, CPA @kjb_cpa
Dad : Husband : Beer Lover : Tax Professional #TaxTwitter is the Best Twitter. Adding Machine Enthusiast —-Tweets are my own Arizona, USA Joined May 2012-
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Great day at Montezumas Castle and Wapatki National Monuments yesterday with my family and my parents visiting from PA! #AZ
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
You love to see it.
LOL. Nope. If they were texting late at night to try to book a last minute interview for the next day, sure. But as a test? Lmao.
Lazy morning, folding laundry with my daughter and watching Taylor Swift Music Videos on the TV (ofc), first time seeing the “Anti-Hero” music video. It is absolutely unhinged. I loved it.
This was a great conversation. Was expecting some discussion on Zillow Doom scrolling though tbh. @mountainwesttax @B4Transparency open.spotify.com/episode/1qsKDv…
Fed & Most States Efile Ack: ✅ DE: 🖕 It's transmitted bro! F You! #TaxTwitter
Grim Reaper on his way to collect the brains of all #TaxPros on 04.15 in the late afternoon. To be returned in 4-6 weeks. #TaxTwitter
Them: You have an outstanding time sheet. Me: Thank you so much.
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Regal. Majestic Even. #TeamHippopotamus
Regal. Majestic Even. #TeamHippopotamus
Sometimes it feels like Twitter is working against me though. Like WTF kind of suggestion is this.
Sometimes it feels like Twitter is working against me though. Like WTF kind of suggestion is this. https://t.co/RgArYmDozF
An update for Outlook, where when I try to ignore all of the spelling / grammar suggestions before sending an email it just says: "No. You need to fucking look at these. You suck at typing bro." See Also - Tweets.
While the Supreme Court’s ruling revives the 1864 near-total ban, I will not let overzealous county attorneys take this as an opportunity to target any individual. As long as I am Governor, no Arizonan will be prosecuted by extremist county attorneys for seeking abortion care.
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@Tilmon_Brown @alexforbes__ Somehow in 42 years as a CPA and 19 as a tax professor I missed this little trick. Mostly because it is not legal.
@alexforbes__ @Tilmon_Brown That’s also not at all how it works Leasing cars through your business can be great if you use it for the business It’s a strategy that gets looked at a ton in audits And if it’s not a business car, you’d lose that audit People forget that driving to work doesn’t even count
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
absolutely begging corporate America to stop making their Gen Z employees star in TikTok hostage videos
evangelicals hating "but daddy i love him" just screams "if the shoe fits."
What song radicalized you? Me: It took me a while to catch what it said Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head Jesus saves Is what it raved In a typical tattoo green…
@SMB_Attorney This chart is either mislabeled (includes local and state) or is flat out incorrect. There are no federal property taxes for example.
Fuck it. 150% tax on capital gains. #taxtwitter
@cordes_tax @kjb_cpa @MikeSyl36625988 Those are fightin' words.
@CPAJeff @kjb_cpa @MikeSyl36625988 I knew it.
@CPAJeff @kjb_cpa @MikeSyl36625988 Just drink the coffee, Jeff. With pancakes would make it even better.
@kjb_cpa @CPAJeff @MikeSyl36625988 I heard Tucker wanted to interview him...
@kjb_cpa @MikeSyl36625988 @cordes_tax I do like vodka . . .