Dan Lambert @lenkeboy
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Did you have a terrific birding trip to Iceland in May, but then lose your SD card with your 3,700 bird photos in Norfolk? I have it!
Arsenal giving Keir Starmer a freebie corporate box at highbury will not cost the tax-payer one penny. Sunak's £40M helicopter contract cost the tax-payer £40M Shows what the right-wing media can do.
@LythamFestival what time do gates shut tomorrow? We've had some bad news which means we might not make it until 7pm. Desparate to see James! Please advise.
Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.
surgery again and now awaiting an urgent call back (2 hours...). What are our options now?
again on Wed who said it was now a priority for mental health intervention. They also asked for urine and blood samples to rule out infection. Dad couldn't get a urine sample. She got violent again last night and she's been violent and agitated again today. I've called the GP
@alzheimerssoc help! My Mum has Alzheimers and lives with my Dad. She has gone downhill fast recently and has become violent and agitated. On tuesday Dad asked me to get involved. I spoke to the Frailty Nurse on Tue, rung the GP and asked for Rapid Intervention. Spoke to the GP
The money IS there to end child poverty. Sunak’s National Service scheme would cost £2.5bn. Getting rid of two-child benefit cap would lift 1.1million children out of poverty at a cost £1.8bn. The economic benefits of the latter would be immense.
BREAKING: Are you young? F*ck you Are you old? Here’s a bribe.
Under the Conservatives, the State Pension had risen by £3,700 - and is increasing another £900 this year. We introduced the Triple Lock. Now we’re introducing the Triple Lock Plus 👇 thesun.co.uk/news/28158921/…
You resigned one day after the referendum you called.
If we don’t have a plan, we create a more dangerous and uncertain world. No one knows what Keir Starmer stands for. Our enemies will seek to take advantage of the uncertain world he creates.
The Conservative Party is proposing National Service as a cure for the nation's problems. Meanwhile people are getting diarrhoea from the tap water and being told by private water companies to shit directly into the rivers to "cut out the middleman".
Last year, Southern Water released raw sewage into our waters for 317,285 hours, up 116% on the year before. Now they are asking Ofwat if they can put up our bills by a whopping 91% to pay for their failure? It's an outrage. What an absolute scam. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
This is Lord Rothermere the Daily Mail Owner. He lives in a mansion in Monaco, he pays tax in France and identifies as French. The Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda and it pays no tax anywhere. That is his ‘Patriotism’.
83% of schools don't have enough money to maintain their buildings. Meanwhile, this is the £42 million, luxury plane David Cameron chose to hire with taxpayers' money.
A reminder that this is the same government that is currently promising to clamp down on what it describes as "immoral" waste in the civil service
Junior doctors start their careers on £29,384. There is not a single Conservative MP who would be prepared to do their jobs for that salary. If we’re not careful there won’t be a single junior doctor who is prepared to do so either.
The half a billion pounds the Tories have spent on the Rwanda scheme so far would have covered last year's cuts to adult social care. Twice over.
Car Insurance which legally you are FORCED to buy has increased by 58% in a single year. Why? Because they can and like Water and Energy you HAVE to pay.
Bella bullock @EmilyMarry53209
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HMS SUTHERLAND @HMSSutherland
10K Followers 394 Following Launched in 1996 and the 13th of 16 Type 23 frigates. The best @RoyalNavy Frigate 2020, known as the #FightingClan; our motto is WITHOUT FEAR.
Steve Fields @Fieldsy1975
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keanu reeves ❤️�... @keanu_reeves_C0
190 Followers 4K Following actor. Born in Beirut and raised in Toronto, he made his acting debut in the Canadian television series Hangin' In (1984), before making my feature film 🎥
Posha @Posha824104
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Simon Cartwright @SimonGunDog
10 Followers 140 Following First and foremost, a loyal and dedicated servant to England. I am a leader and manager, proven in both in the most demanding of environments.
Jamie Rodd @navyrodders
48 Followers 540 Following
Douggie B-W MBE 🏳�... @douggie_ward
2K Followers 4K Following European, Dad, Gay man, Burgess and Flesher of Glasgow, @RNCompass supporter. @StonewallScot and @DiversityRM Role Model. Views expressed are personal
Boring Jamie Smith @DutyDivs
214 Followers 232 Following Sailor. Trying to learn Gaelic, before it’s lost forever. Glasgow Warriors fan and car/ motorbike bore.
Jonathan Butler @Jonjackmbutler
5 Followers 67 Following
Royal Navy in Scotlan... @RNinScotland
11K Followers 1K Following Official Royal Navy in Scotland Twitter Account - At sea, on land and in the air - #RoyalNavy and #RoyalMarines news and activities from in and around #Scotland
Dementia Who! @Dementiawho
4K Followers 3K Following 🔸Former Alzheimer's caregiver & #unpaidcarer 🔸Cared for my mum with Alzheimer's 13yrs 💜 🔸https://t.co/MlAfQWq4yN
Lindsay Northeast �... @Northea1Lindsay
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Alex Winning @WinningAlex
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Platos tardigrade @DavidLonnen
40 Followers 177 Following Biomedical scientist trying to make sense of the world...
Iain Tendell @schoolITMan
469 Followers 1K Following Former Submariner and now an account manager for CATERed. Providing nutritional and tasty meals to children across the city.
David Ramsey @alframseyrn
72 Followers 352 Following Ex WO1 Wtr SM, now Lt Cdr RN. Born in Belfast, educated in the RNR and made in the Royal Navy. No two days are the same. #timetotalk - Dolphin Code 35
Jimmy Whay @jimbowhay
163 Followers 575 Following WO1 in the RN ⚓️All things Sea , OSINT, military and Leadership along with Glasgow Warriors, OUFC and the great outdoors and indie music 🎵
Dave lee @travs1234
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andrew leonard @fettonthenett
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HMS Vanguard Cycling @hms_vang_cycle
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Clare Cogan Turner @iamcct
58 Followers 170 Following Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Mellissa Gulbrandse @Mellissa_Gulbra
162 Followers 769 Following
Turner Furniture @TurnerBespoke
942 Followers 947 Following Furniture made with fine craftsmanship and creative artistry. Strathcona Studio Workshops, Glasgow.
Rachel Griffiths @Nutmegcatgirl
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The White Ensign Asso... @The_W_E_A
872 Followers 548 Following Independent guidance and support for the RN-RM-RFA Naval community on Armed Forces pensions, compensation, financial wellbeing and civilian employment.
Tim Walz @Tim_Walz
1.1M Followers 2K Following Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. 41st Governor of Minnesota. Official account: @GovTimWalz
Lytham Festival @LythamFestival
15K Followers 595 Following The official Twitter feed for TK Maxx presents Lytham Festival. 5 Nights of Live Music on Lytham Green.
AuroraWatch UK @aurorawatchuk
201K Followers 35 Following Receive alerts when the #aurora may be visible from the UK. A service provided by Space Physicists at @LancasterUni For more information see our website
HMS SUTHERLAND @HMSSutherland
10K Followers 394 Following Launched in 1996 and the 13th of 16 Type 23 frigates. The best @RoyalNavy Frigate 2020, known as the #FightingClan; our motto is WITHOUT FEAR.
Steve Backshall @SteveBackshall
141K Followers 680 Following Official Twitter for Steve Backshall, naturalist broadcaster and author.
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
491K Followers 3K Following I’m not always having a go at wrong’uns…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @thetrawlpodcast | @timesradio | @jeremyvineon5 | @lbc |
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
283K Followers 101 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
Ria Lina ⚜️ @rialinacom
17K Followers 2K Following Comedian. I know, I know, you don't ALL think so. Ain't subjectivity a bitch. ☎️ [email protected] VO @AnotherTongue
Asda Service Team @AsdaServiceTeam
91K Followers 5K Following
Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde
472K Followers 3K Following Writer https://t.co/LPjvphY93r and host of @AlwaysOnMarina and The Rest is Entertainment. Insta: @itsmarinahyde. : https://t.co/D8ah6DQ6W3
Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge
19K Followers 2K Following Comedy writer and podcaster. Behind the @beefanddairy podcast. One bean of @beansaladpod. (he/him)
Anon Opin 2 @AnonOpin2
9K Followers 0 Following Backup account for @Anon_Opin - let's hope we don't need it, created when Twitter locked us out the main account and we thought we'd lost it.
LRGS @LRGSLancaster
4K Followers 254 Following Official Twitter account for Lancaster Royal Grammar School, Lancaster, UK, a state boarding and day school for boys aged 11-18. Coeducational Sixth Form.
Andrew Flintoff @flintoff11
1.7M Followers 359 Following Management - [email protected] Instagram - @aflintoff11
Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner
739K Followers 5K Following Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. MP for Ashton-under-Lyne.
HMS Bangor @HMSBangor
7K Followers 320 Following The official account for the @RoyalNavy Sandown-class Mine Countermeasures Vessel (MCMV) @HMSBangor (M109)
HMS Duncan @HMSDuncan
18K Followers 279 Following HMS Duncan is a Type 45 Royal Navy Destroyer. #lastandbest #fighting45s
RN Para Display Team @RNParaDisplay
835 Followers 397 Following Formed in 1983, the team, known as The Raiders, comprises experienced skydivers from across the @RoyalNavy and @RoyalMarines, both Regular and Reservists.
HMNB Portsmouth @HMNBPortsmouth
27K Followers 319 Following The official @RoyalNavy Twitter feed for HM Naval Base Portsmouth
HMS Defender @HMSDefender
22K Followers 131 Following HMS Defender is a Royal Navy state-of-the-art T45 destroyer.
RFA Tidesurge @RFATidesurge
6K Followers 288 Following The official Twitter account of the Royal Fleet Auxiliary Tide-class tanker RFA Tidesurge
Ex Owls @ex_owls
3K Followers 432 Following Formerly @ABoredOwl1 . Videos, memes, dodgy photoshop, and occasional owl content. Don’t come here for sensible debate. Don’t question your life choices.
Chris McCausland 📖... @chrismccausland
43K Followers 304 Following My autobiography #KeepLaughing is out now 📖 Also in audio 🎧 And get tickets for my UK stand-up tour #Yonks! - touring until May 2026 🎟️
Jaythechou @jaythechou
324K Followers 1 Following I Photoshop Paddington into Movies and TV Shows https://t.co/7bUFMd0ibI
Anon Opin. @anon_opin
212K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Also on BlueSky: https://t.co/iO38NC2FbZ
Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
1.0M Followers 474 Following Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? ADD FESS https://t.co/nlr7P7crme LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://t.co/OBRqMIHFJk
GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
138K Followers 234 Following Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Iain Tendell @schoolITMan
469 Followers 1K Following Former Submariner and now an account manager for CATERed. Providing nutritional and tasty meals to children across the city.
Jamie Rodd @navyrodders
48 Followers 540 Following
Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps
212K Followers 303 Following An Atlas for Curious Minds. Order the book here: https://t.co/t7QLqVHTr3 & Join our free newsletter: https://t.co/WZmucogM64
Peer Collective @peercollective
416 Followers 916 Following If you need to talk but don't need "therapy" then give us a try. We offer real people in a safe space supported by trained professionals. $32/hr available NOW.
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk
722K Followers 122 Following Exclusively on Instagram now: Culkamania
Victoria Coren Mitche... @VictoriaCoren
651K Followers 644 Following writer, broadcaster and poker player
BabelColour @StuartHumphryes
198K Followers 75 Following Stuart Humphryes, known as BabelColour since 2006. I clean, enhance & transform early colour photography. (This is NOT a colourisation account)
Tom Moore @TomMoor69144188
4 Followers 9 Following
On This Day RN @OnthisdayRN
55K Followers 3K Following Bringing you regular dits from nearly 500 years of Royal Navy history; to promote the ethos of the Senior Service and its legacy to British and global affairs
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret
1.1M Followers 9K Following Writer, communicator, consultant, strategist, mental health campaigner. Does podcast The Rest is Politics with ex Tory minister Rory Stewart.
Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak
1.3M Followers 2K Following Order PAY ATTENTION here! https://t.co/8roXSc0PoH
Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer
2.8M Followers 385 Following Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Former Director of Public Prosecutions.
Michael Mosley @DrMichaelMosley
111K Followers 125 Following TV presenter, the 5:2 Guy. Author of The Fast 800
Operation Ouch @OperationOuch
9K Followers 18 Following Award winning CBBC series, celebrating all that is weird and wonderful about the human body
Dr Xand van Tulleken ... @xandvt
99K Followers 3K Following @MiradorMgmt - tv, @RCWZW - books, Insta: @avantulleken, Associate Prof at @UCLHealthPublic, Life-long QPR fan
























