planning meme queen @lilpastagoblin
aspiring patron saint of sign permits open.spotify.com/user/annemcn20… napping Joined June 2013-
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i just realized my body wash label is in italian???? amazon why and more importantly HOW
he looks upset here but he was so pleased at the adoration he received from staff that they couldn’t even properly listen to his heart or lungs
he looks upset here but he was so pleased at the adoration he received from staff that they couldn’t even properly listen to his heart or lungs
⚠️🗣️DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS 🗣️⚠️
“well he’s my favorite cat ive ever met” -the vet tech approximately 15 seconds after meeting rory
at this point i am ready to grovel on my hands and knees at the long awaited vet appointment for rory tomorrow if it means we get some Actionable Advice
somehow the fact that i have “golf course abolitionist” in my dating profile is less offensive than the fact i don’t ski
upon further investigation I tweeted two out of three of these the literal next day, classic
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very cool to have a cat who can open drawers #chacmobb
the past two years of my life have almost been Job level in how difficult and heartbreaking they were but the amount of healing and completely unexpected emotional maturity they've brought me has *almost* made the pain worth it lol
@lilpastagoblin no but for real! The first one is magnetizing, and now I'm curious what kind of avant-garde aesthetics you could pull off? 👀 anyway, so neat you have these!
@lilpastagoblin ummm yeah like have you considered doing more experimental modeling, because these are acting SUPER good? album covers??
so what i’m hearing is that they were trying to sell it off or paywall it and he was fighting to get it on his own channel for free (hence for the people) which he succeeded ohh mr howell how i love you
@goincrazyfast the boardroom scenes have been dramatic but i hope to confirm that doom will be for the people
is this… not dan and phil?
UAE turning up to every race imaginable and just curbstomping the field because they got a good shout for deepest roster in cycling history lmao
Which of you would not leave the 99 tabs to go find the 1 tab which is playing sound. And having found the one, he returns to his friends & says, rejoice with me, for I have found the one which was playing an Ad & have closed it.
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
thinking about this again god i love cycling
big day for love enjoyers 🩷
"Thank you so much for coming out to see me tonight, thank you for your loyalty, I really appreciate it! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for spending your well earned money, in the world we live in it's not very easy to get to a concert these days"- Niall
**this is our favorite tweet to do every year. we set alarms. it really is a joyous occasion for us.* NOW BACK TO THE EDUCATION: EVERY YEAR WE GET CALLS ABOUT ABANDONED WILDLIFE. MOST OF THE TIME THE BABIES ARE COMPLETELY FINE, MOM IS JUST DOING MOM THINGS. SHE IS COMING…
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
How I obsessively adore YOU 👉 via @favedaisy #TSLOTAuckland
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what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do