Michelle Powers @magicpowers215

Austin, TX Joined May 2008

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Michelle Powers @magicpowers215

5 years ago

My child is making me do this. #PokemonGoRaids @PokeRaidApp #PokeRaidApp

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EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds

5 years ago

Everyone needs to dress warmly tomorrow; it's going to be -45.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

5 years ago

You can’t use reason to convince anyone out of an argument that they didn’t use reason to get into.

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Sorrow-scopes @Sorrowscopes

5 years ago

Aquarius: It’s hard to find love when you can’t go outside. Maybe you should lower your standards and finally agree to date that dead wasp on your window sill.

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ICE T @FINALLEVEL

5 years ago

The so-called violent protesters….

Bruce Hornsby @brucehornsby

5 years ago

The so-called violent protesters….

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Bob Moore @BobMooreNews

5 years ago

El Paso police officers just defused the situation by taking a knee with protesters.

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Rep. Kevin J. Boyle @RepKevinBoyle

5 years ago

I am Dem Chair of PA House State Government Committee. We’ve met 12 times in the last 2 months. The meetings take place in a smaller room off the House floor. Not informing anyone there is a #Covid_19 positive member with multiple GOP members in quarantine should be criminal.

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Amanda @Pandamoanimum

6 years ago

I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.

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Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH

7 years ago

well I can't argue with this

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kim @KimmyMonte

7 years ago

when oysters get stuck in traffic they call it a pearl jam ok have a merry christmas, everyone

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From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 @MacgyveringM22

7 years ago

Someone should invent holiday dinnerware that sets itself on fire when the person eating from it starts to give unsolicited parenting advice or unsought political viewpoints.

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Kate Hall @KateWhineHall

7 years ago

Being a parent puts you in excruciatingly difficult situations. For example, having to talk to other parents.

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heather schmelzlen @anchorlines

7 years ago

its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar

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Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses

7 years ago

90% of parenting is asking, "Did you _?" when you know damned well that they didn't.

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Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl

8 years ago

Women: We want equal pay for equal work and an end to sex discrimination in the workplace. Society: Here’s a bag of Lady Doritos so you won’t have to crunch too loudly in front of your male colleagues.