Matt Wong @matt_wong

Bienvenidos al teatro de mierda San Francisco, CA Joined February 2009

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

a year ago

Welp. Call the bullpen, tell Gavin to start warming up.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

2 years ago

Lil Jon looks like he’s in fantastic shape and I’m here for it. Dude could come off the bench as a SS.

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Folks is one of those Saturdays where there’s just something in the air. Something in the air that makes you want to start the electricity a little bit earlier. Ya know? Something that just makes you wanna look back up at the waitress after ordering an iced coffee and say, you…

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

2 years ago

The @Athletics are on track to finish the season right around 100 games under .500. What. A. Stat.

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3 years ago

they went to a hockey game thinking it was going to b a basketball game fjsdakf absolutely love the energy of this video shoutout to Iiam neeson

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

I’m long overdue for going on an absolute bender.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Jesus is really blowing through that 2023 marketing budget with some prime Super Bowl placement

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

IT’S HAPPENING

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3 years ago

IT’S HAPPENING

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

As a strong believer in the value of morning workouts, I think the fitness industry grossly underestimates the biggest health benefit: the endorphin rush from being a smug piece of shit around everyone else for the rest of the day.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Two dudes on the subway are listening to two different Migos songs over their phones' tinny speakers at the same time. Sitting next to each other.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Note to self: as good as it sounds on paper, a Fernet Spritz is not delicious. You will be too drunk to remember this after your third tonight.

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RL GRIME @RLGRIME

3 years ago

HALLOWEEEN XI: DEAD SPACE OUT NOW soundcloud.com/rlgrime/hallow…

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Goldenvoice made time conflicts at the Portola Festival super easy to resolve by making the sound in the warehouse absolute ass.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Wait you guys get how this inflation shit works, right?

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle

3 years ago

Wait you guys get how this inflation shit works, right?

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

I swear to God they're putting less menthol in Camel crushes.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

3 years ago

Well it cost me 13 days and a missed EDC, but we’re back.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

4 years ago

Today I went to a wedding where "In Da Club" was the opening song to try to coax all the old people to the dancefloor. When did I turn 80.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

4 years ago

I have so many questions about my Uber rating. What the did I do on those five rides? Also who the fuck gives two stars? Sack up and just give me the full L.

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

4 years ago

The CDC warning against travel to an additional 22 countries due to COVID is like telling occupants of a flooded house, "It's drizzling outside, you may want to find some rain boots." reuters.com/world/us/us-cd…

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Matt Wong @matt_wong

4 years ago

Proud to declare my commitment to Damp January this year. It’s where you stay sober during the work week but then pandemic anxiety and winter depression hit you on Saturday night so you pour yourself 8oz of cold vodka.