Matt Terry @mattterry6
“I run on spite and Gin” Moscow, ID Joined May 2009-
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u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
Life Coaches are really just the cult leaders of tomorrow
Does bisexual means twice as sexual or once every other sexual
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another day in february was made
congrats Rush Limbaugh on 3 years sober
Beginning to think that @asianglowpop is a big time Chiefs fan
more like Hoodie Wearelson
yes, and his name is Tim Robinson
Nothing has made me miss South Carolina more than subzero temperatures and this much snow 🙃
This 80-year-old retiree noticed that people were abandoning their dogs near his farm, so he took them in and built a train to take them out for rides
Grubtruck box full of Vomit being pecked at by A Crow this morning #MoscowHaikus
Does everybody else get followed home by like, 9 raccoons, or is it just me?
[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.
If you really think about it, we’ve all been fucked in the Senate committee rooms
sorry im late the troll that blocks my driveway had harder riddles than usual today
Daisy 😻 @Daisy_Kalie358
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not kylie @Unoriginalhag
155 Followers 128 Following Self-proclaimed boozer, user, and loser 🌷🦠🌭 35 years young
bb carrot @allisoncuret_
292 Followers 266 Following
Tara_fromhotside @FromhotsideTara
1K Followers 3K Following 😈 Click here if you want to meet me: https://t.co/zPcJmAb0Ly
grace! @moscowgoblin
384 Followers 533 Following idaho and chicago. theatre. chronic anxious peeler of labels off beer bottles. trying very hard!!
monica. @monicaaannn
247 Followers 303 Following I drink tequila and white claws. she/her Also, I’m Tina Belcher on tequila.
Ryan @RyanBergman4
67 Followers 675 Following
Dillon @NarcissblueH
45 Followers 185 Following
🅹🅴🅽🅽🅸�.. @Jennifer_36094
88 Followers 2K Following Do you want to get my hottest photo? Follow me quickly, I´ll send it to your Direct 💘😋💋
K.E.V.I.N. he/they/sh.. @lifebykev
411 Followers 1K Following Queer | Witchy | Christian-ish | all views and opinions expressed are my own | I use any & all pronouns
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Signe Green @wazeepo
1K Followers 2K Following To find out what one is fitted to do; and to secure an opportunity to do it; is the key to happiness.
lex. @alexxandriashea
121 Followers 585 Following Photographer, illustrator, designer, advertiser. | https://t.co/Bmj3JmC0Au
Jason W. Smith @JasonWSmith3
77 Followers 359 Following
Josh Schammel (He/Him.. @RealSchammgod
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Morgan Guest @mdguest04
265 Followers 404 Following
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Brady Johnson @BradyJohnson_9
121 Followers 400 Following Husband | Girl Dad | Athletic Director at Lowcountry Leadership Charter School | Varsity Girls Basketball Coach
brent wells @bwells312
58 Followers 163 Following i cant fit my life on these blank lines...we only have today so live it up ;)
Justin Bartanus @Justinray737
32 Followers 133 Following
Katie Marshall @katie_marshall8
94 Followers 369 Following the more i love, the more i learn. the more i learn, the more i realize, the less i know.
Leena Dbouk @leena899
154 Followers 179 Following 'All our words are but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.'-Khalil Gibran
Cory Robinson @crobin89
49 Followers 82 Following
J. Kyle Lawler @JKyleLawler
113 Followers 271 Following D/FW based Flight Attendant - North Carolinian - Traveler - @CofC ‘11
Wiggins @legare_12
299 Followers 510 Following Good things take time....great things happen all at once
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Philip H @llcp99
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514K Followers 49 Following 💧$SWEAT is the first crypto asset that’s powering The Movement Economy. Earn crypto for your steps & unlock a healthier, wealthier you. Join the movement!
gabby pascuzzi @gabbypascuzzi
24K Followers 1K Following social psych phd student researching close relationships, rep for @GSEUatUB, i tweet lots abt reality tv & was on survivor s37. she/her 🇵🇭🇺🇲
Rick Devens @Rick_Devens
38K Followers 1K Following #Survivor 38 castaway. Husband to @beccadevens. Dad to 2 kids, 2 rescue dogs & 2 rescue cats. CoHost @ Pod. Loyal Little. Hokie.
Christian Hubicki @chubicki
34K Followers 2K Following Robotics Professor • Director, Optimal Robotics Lab • @FAMUFSUCOE • Legged Robots-Optimization-Biomechanics • @TEDx Fellow • Science babbled on National TV.
Janna Breslin @jannabreslin
41K Followers 25 Following Goofballs can chase self-sufficiency too. Just watch me. Currently doing the thing on Modern Homestead TV. #GTFOutside and #EarnYourFreedom 🌱🏡
🖤AUBREY BLACK🖤 @realaubreyblack
69K Followers 2K Following FHM USA #1 Top 100 2023 Actress• Cover Girl• Centerfold• Content creator. X Fitness competitor. Full time world traveler ⬇️OFFICIAL LINKS⬇️
SHAQ @SHAQ
15.8M Followers 878 Following VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS @djdiesel
Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog
428K Followers 128 Following Hi-ho! Welcome to the official Twitter of me, Kermit the Frog!
not kylie @Unoriginalhag
155 Followers 128 Following Self-proclaimed boozer, user, and loser 🌷🦠🌭 35 years young
Shane @shanetorres
14K Followers 2K Following NewSpecial #TheBlueEyedMexican coming to YouTube 12/10 Subscribe at the link below
Carolyn Wiger @carolynwiger
34K Followers 377 Following SURVIVOR 44 🌴🔥 add me on Roblox and Pokemon Go.. JillyJallo
Tyson Apostol @TysonApostol
65K Followers 616 Following Pickleball's top trendsetter. Reality TV legend. Pod host @ringer on @spotify & @RobHasApodcast. NCAA D1 🏊 & pro 🚴. Disc golf enthusiast.
bb carrot @allisoncuret_
292 Followers 266 Following
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
1.2M Followers 818 Following Founder: @morebetterind | Owner: @wrexham_afc @thebetterbrown | Creator: @alwayssunny, @mythic_quest, @wrexhamfx | Innovator: Fight Milk 🦅
living dead girl @QueefOTheDamned
112 Followers 114 Following your slutty sleuth, your damsel detective, your privates investigator 🔍
Genius Thinking @GeniusGTX
133K Followers 0 Following Mental models, cognitive biases, quotes, and philosophy from the greatest thinkers.
Lisa Ann @thereallisaann
2.1M Followers 8K Following Podcast 🎙️ The Lisa Ann Experience 📚 2x author THE Life - The Life Back 🎧 @BetterHalvesSXM @SIRIUSXM 🍷 @lisabylisaann 🎙️@BkstageConvos
johannastinynotebook @johannastinyno1
115 Followers 186 Following johanna’s tiny notebook stan account (also probably some dumb art and music shit)
Anders Holm @ders808
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ADAMDEVINE @ADAMDEVINE
648K Followers 758 Following I do stand up comedy and VERY serious acting. IG: @adamdevine
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
23K Followers 1K Following stand-up comedian, writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). i am still in high school Chicago 5/12, Milwaukee 5/14, Minneapolis 5/16, Philly 5/19
Joe Pera @JosephPera
98K Followers 1K Following JPTWY Seasons 1-3 now on @adultswim and @hbomax. My new standup special 'SLOW & STEADY' just released : https://t.co/sd2CSFQUJg
grace! @moscowgoblin
384 Followers 533 Following idaho and chicago. theatre. chronic anxious peeler of labels off beer bottles. trying very hard!!
monica. @monicaaannn
247 Followers 303 Following I drink tequila and white claws. she/her Also, I’m Tina Belcher on tequila.
michael Glatzmaier @Mikeglatzmaier
1K Followers 252 Following I'm a improv comedy musician who could not afford the paper to write my lyrics down so decided to improv finally i can afford paper!
David Chappelle @DaveChappelle
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Ryan @RyanBergman4
67 Followers 675 Following
Jordan Chamberlin MD @Im_Jordanc
77 Followers 113 Following Clemson ‘18 alum. MUSC COM ‘22. PGY-2 DR @MUSC '27. Machine learning in #Radiology. “Insufficient data for meaningful answer.”
Dillon @NarcissblueH
45 Followers 185 Following
Ryan Singer (world’.. @RySing
7K Followers 2K Following New Comedy Special Free on Youtube https://t.co/Y8TUI4XJnk Stand Up Comedian / Host of @meparanormalyou Founder @crystaleyesapp & Card FanaticLil Beau Devine is here. Lord of the cuteness. Sucker of boobs.
when asked how spicy i wanted my margarita i said “medium? like a swift kick in the d**k but not so hard that it rips my testies off?”
Whoa. I'm getting really choked up about these cartoon dinosaurs (not watching land before time)
i loved jesus, but i love my trans friends more
My dad made sure I knew where all the snacks were before we went to bed. He's such a girls girl
I'm gonna cut a tomato with a pizza cutter and none of you lame-o's can stop me
Placing an R.L. Stine's Goosebumps book in a hotel room nightstand like they used to do with Bibles
Okay, this gas leak is terrible for all those affected. But honestly it's an act of god for me. I REALLY needed some catch up time
Yoooo the farmers market is going to be LIT tomorrow
I can't believe we have a quiz on Halloween. Doesn't she know this is the lords day
I like it when I find arm hairs that are over an inch long
I used to be worried with how much alt-right slew is permanently on Twitter nowadays but I realized every comment has like 3 likes and then a comment dunking on them (after all the blue checks) always has like 190 likes. We’re gonna be alright I think :)
I eat crackers in bed just to see if I'll kick myself out
Family Tradition #BreauxHamas
My hair about to be longer than his🙈😂😂 Jk His standards duh!
The best thing about the weather getting colder is Teddy snuggles with me every night 🧸
There's something about my food science professor talking about food borne illnesses that just makes me hungry
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