Megan (she/her) @maximumfunkage
a woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets Colorado Joined October 2008-
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A life of doing nothing is death.
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Okay I am back to shit post and lurk OJ content.
I can’t stop laughing at the fact my bff earnestly thought this tunnel from Myrtle Beach, S.C. was the one Lana was singing about.
I came out to my massage therapist as bisexual and that I was finally celebrating pride as a member and not an ally. She congratulated me and said “wow your Prozac is really working for you” 🙃
I am really fucking tired of reading or hearing about Matty Healy
Megan (she/her) retweeted
me watching my emotional support billionares support a literal nazi after i’ve babygirlified them so much i forgot they’re actually not good people #succession
Megan (she/her) retweeted
some of the tastiest looking water in cinema history, undeniably!
Can’t stop thinking about it
I AM SEEING TAYLOR SWIFT TODAY WITH MY BEST FRIEND WITH THE SAME FIRST NAME!
Great! I finally got caught up on Succession and can finally read discourse online only to be interested in cakegate
Gen Z will never understand how formative VW putting Pink Moon in Jetta commercial was.
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