mack 🌙 @mckwick

this is how i asked my gf to prom in high school. she may have broken up with me a few weeks later but i’m confident she’ll never forget this even if she wants to

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

Drunk drafts 2019 ™️

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the dogs whose owner’s I ghosted

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

2019 so far:

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Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

8 years ago

Venmo me $20 and I’ll comment “my condolences” on your ex’s Instagram pic with their new significant other.

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

No Christmas outfit is complete without a bar stamp on your hand that just refuses to come off

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Floyd @dafloydsta

10 years ago

"Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

My dad just yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I “downloaded some terrible U2 songs onto his iTunes 3 years ago and he I can’t get rid of it” thx Tim Cook

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

@marlowschulz Also.. Go cats 😻

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

How to be the perfect partner to a powerful woman: Exhibit A

Of course, @MichelleObama’s my wife, so I’m a little biased here. But she also happens to be brilliant, funny, wise – one of a kind. This book tells her quintessentially American story. I love it because it faithfully reflects the woman I have loved for so long.

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

@TheDilfredZone

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

Idris Elba being voted sexiest man alive is absolutely the perfect way to kick off Election Day

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mack 🌙 @mckwick

8 years ago

There were a lot of people wearing MAGA hats in line to vote this morning. I’m not trying to scare you into voting tomorrow but that’s exactly what I’m trying to do