@MCUSeinfeld @mcuseinfeld
What if Seinfeld took place in the New York city of the MCU? (Tweets by comics @Mike_Eltringham, Jimmy Merrit, @PeteBladel @SummersofComedy & @Lafayette247) Joined August 2019-
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Kramer claims there is a "Spider Man". No one believes him. #SaveSpidey
After Thanos is defeated, the gang is disappointed that Chinese Food restaurant wait times have increased to pre-snap levels. “It was a golden age!”
The Avengers lose a battle after Hawkeye falls asleep in the rocking chair George buys him. “They just make him stand up there with a bow for eight hours”?
“Once he passes the front bumper it’s no longer his space!”
When the Mets get snapped back into existence...
Kramer gets inadvertently pulled out of the coffee shop and into a SHIELD mission when Agent Coulson mistakes him for a Nick Fury protege.
Jerry: So you fell off the roof, and Spider-Man caught you before you hit the ground? That’s amazing. He saved your life! George: That’s not the important thing. Listen...when Spider-Man held me in his arms...it moved. It was imperceptible, but I felt it...
Jerry and George hop into a limo at the airport only to find out they’re in a car full of HYDRA agents
Kramer after seeing Black Widow changing in the backseat of Happy’s car.

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