Eddie Alfano @EddieAlfano
Actor. Writer. Meathead. My feet recently got a callback for a Lotrimin commercial. #BirdsOfPrey #Shameless #Babysplitters #Barry #OnCinema imdb.me/eddiealfano Los Angeles Joined December 2009-
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I appreciate the people who still have the courage to say, "I can't, I'm too tired" instead of, "I just don't have the bandwidth right now."
Movie poster for my latest short film, "Mondays at the Office." Coming soon to a film festival near you! Logline: The burned-out owner of a male stripping company battles a mid-life crisis while juggling the egos of his dancers... all in one Monday at the office. @FilmFreeway
For anyone born after 1990: Just know that very few of us actually believed it was butter.
Just a reminder to get out there and vote today, if you haven't already done so by mail-in ballot! #IVoted #RockTheVote
Is it just me or does every weekend seem to fall on a Saturday and Sunday?
Is it just me or does it feel like time just keeps going FORWARD?
Had a blast! Go check it out if you like/hate Joey P!
Had a blast! Go check it out if you like/hate Joey P!
@EddieAlfano You may want to hire counsel before speaking further.
Seems well organized and professional.
Seems well organized and professional.
Crazy to think that in 4 days it will be May and 2024 will already be half over.
Is it just me or does it already feel later than it did earlier this morning??
Imagine being the guy (or girl?) who came up with the name, "Nothing Bundt Cakes." Think about the confidence and swagger they must have now.
Is it just me or does it feel like this week is half over already?
Can't believe in less than a day it will already be tomorrow.
Crazy to think that Earth Day is already a DAY ago. Where is this year going?!
@EddieAlfano Eddie, when are you getting your own show? Something that feels like Mr Nobody met Barry, I think
Is it just me or does it feel like Summer is getting closer and closer?
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@EddieAlfano Starbucks is oddly quiet today!
@EddieAlfano @FilmFreeway Will Gregg be weighing in? How many bags?
@EddieAlfano clocking 88% of my RAM, can't open yourshitrn. exe
@EddieAlfano I don't have the bandwidth to convert 5 bags to 4 stars
@OnTheFunnyPod @OCATCOfficial @EddieAlfano Why did he leave out the part where he assalted Tim and Gerg and murdered Matt Newam in clod blood? The next intervew should be with LaRue and we will get real asnwers !
When a group shows loyalty to a political party, they don't get rewarded in policy. They get taken for granted, as the party chases other groups that waver. Say you'll never vote for anyone else, and they have no need to persuade you.
@EddieAlfano Only Fabio & the other dumbasses in the commercials believed it was butter.
@OnTheFunnyPod @EddieAlfano @OCATCOfficial So Joey was using an aliass all along. Should have nown there was something untrustwurthy with him
@EddieAlfano Enjoy the weekend, it may be you’re last as a free man, Joey P. You may want to hide in Baha for a few years until the heat dies down
@EddieAlfano seems like I'm on the precipice of oblivion by the end of the weekend...there's a poorly lit dive bar there in the mojave, you can hear the mazzy star from the jukebox...do I walk in, or do I walk over to the edge and dive into the ethereal? this I struggle with every Sunday
@EddieAlfano I say we have Larue look into it
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