Mikey @KrunkedRobot

Bee sting survivor Cleveland, OH Joined February 2011

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

a year ago

Burned 4,000 calories today feverishly trying to pretend I'm familiar with the bands playing Coachella.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

2 years ago

There is a new menu at Taco Bell if anyone is interested in having volcanic diarrhea.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

2 years ago

I never experienced the euphoria of taking Molly but once I was the first person to like a Taylor Swift Instagram post and that's a high that will never go away.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

2 years ago

Strawberry Moon? Nice try making me look up from my phone, i'll just wait until it's on Netflix.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

3 years ago

Driving past Walmart on my way to the "nice" Walmart.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

3 years ago

Age is just a number, for example I'm 45 but at the bar Saturday night I'm 22 and at home Sunday morning I'm 97.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

3 years ago

List of the best fireworks to buy this year. - None - Cut that shit out already.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

4 years ago

McDonald's hack: If you order a McRib 7 days in a row they have to take you down to the cellar and show you where they keep Grimace chained up.

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yourqueerprof @drcompton

4 years ago

If you love someone, let them nap

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

4 years ago

Pretty good chance the moon might be pregnant now.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

4 years ago

I had Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and now it's like the 4th of July inside my underpants.

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Mikey @KrunkedRobot

4 years ago

If you post a 4th of July vid with the caption "wait for it" I better be waiting for someone to blow a finger off.

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Join @Larrydn22 tonight in supporting @NowThatsClass in Lakewood! Visit the GameDay+ section of the #CavsApp, championed by @Westfield1848, to bid on tonight’s @deanwade3232 jersey auction and we’ll help match the proceeds! #SmallBusinessChampions

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Larry Nance @Larrydn22

4 years ago

Game 68 - Now Thats Class @NowThatsClass Located in Lakewood, Now Thats Class is a concert venue that’s been open since 2007. They’ve got 2 main goals, have a venue that’s different from the rest, and second HAVE FUN! Help support them tonight by participating in the auction!