meutron @meutron
Born in the woods, raised in a cave. Madrid Joined March 2008-
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Gyroz with a z, I'm calling you out. Fries on a sandwich thats base is already essentially the balsa wood of meat is weak sauce. Get that mock apple pie horseshit outta my face. (I still ate it, but angrily)
I started a new job today. The only person I want to tell is my dad and I am kinda crushed about that.
To the neighbor directly below me: Either invite me down or stop cooking delicious smelling food.
If the FCC destroys net neutrality, the only winners are huge corporations. Submit a comment to save the internet aclu.org/net-neutrality…
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If existence as we know it is a simulation, 2016 is this simulation's Kobayashi Maru.
#GoodMorning #Barcelona, #Spain! Looking beautiful as usual from @Space_Station. #YearInSpace
To the bejesus belt, watching sitcoms and pretending to write.
A bugaboo of mine occurs when marketing has clearly influenced the way someone normally speaks. Example: "what protein did you get?" F that
Put Bridget Jones's Diary up on Netflix, promptly forgot what I put on twenty seconds later. #wetbrainrealbad
Listening to people talk about the frequency with which they purchase luxury cars. I kinda want to throw up.
Erybody cross your fingers. I have a job interview in a few minutes.
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@critical_sass Twitter lost my tweets from last night too :(
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