Matt Roberts @mfcroberts
Executive Producer, Head Writer / 22 years at Late Show w David Letterman / Late Late Show w James Corden, Maya & Marty, Adele: Live in NYC, SAG Awards, Oscars London, England Joined February 2011-
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Trump is finally getting a crowd the size of Obama’s inauguration.
It's as if he took truth serum, but only got the child's dosage
It's as if he took truth serum, but only got the child's dosage
Trump declines to attend White House correspondents' dinner - CNN #scaredTrump apple.news/AUqbyV0QdRaGEn…
Obvious lies serve a purpose for an administration. They watch who challenges them and who loyally repeats them. The people must watch, too.
Kellyanne Conway now saying Trump is never going to release his taxes. Finally, something from this administration we can believe!
Spicer: "also, I do TOO have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different school!"
Police look on as marchgoers are throwing objects #WomensMarch
Photos taken at 12:15 p.m. ET each day show Trump's inauguration crowd vs. the #WomensMarch cnn.it/2jBwEHv
42nd Street in Manhattan. 2nd Avenue closed. 3rd avenue closed. #WomensMarch
Beautiful day out here on 2nd Avenue - come join us! x.com/mattmfm/status…
Beautiful day out here on 2nd Avenue - come join us! x.com/mattmfm/status…
If you're inaugurated in DC and no one is there to hear it.... x.com/phil_mattingly…
If you're inaugurated in DC and no one is there to hear it.... x.com/phil_mattingly…
Donald Trump’s new Twitter background is from the inauguration of Barack Obama: slate.me/2jHWOLo
Trump: "If I'm doing a movie, I'd pick General Mattis - this is just a movie, right? You morons didn't really elect me President...?"
To commemorate your inauguration, President Trump, we are presenting you with this empty vessel
Parade route from Capital to WH. Entire stands empty. Crowd thin.
“DAMMIT BILL YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO BRUNCH"
Says it all, doesn't it? x.com/huffingtonpost…
Says it all, doesn't it? x.com/huffingtonpost…
I see the pen moving but I can't make out the tiny hand operating it
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can’t imagine ever thinking I’m that important lmao
If I wanted to watch a sad guy sitting in a house pretending his wife didn't also live there I'd just call my dad
After speeches are over, @jonfavs will probably ask what the theme was. After 4 nights, I think I've FINALLY figured it out. IF YOU WANT TO FIX WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS DONE AS PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO RE-ELECT DONALD TRUMP AS PRESIDENT. I think that's it.
“I couldn’t believe so many politicians actually prefer to complain about a problem, rather than fix it. I was shocked to see people leave major challenges unsolved so they can blame the other side, campaign on the same issue in the next election.” - Ivanka Trump, just now
Literally the only reason to watch this shit is if you are short on reasons to be mad
I waited on line with my Mom at Sam Goody on 6th Ave in 1981 for an hour to get this album signed by @TheDaveThomas and Rick Moranis. They couldn’t believe my mother had waited on line. That they knew my Mom was the coolest thing ever to me. My father saved everything. #SCTV
This is Kyle. He is white. He is armed. He is accused of killing two people. Police arrested him without shooting him. Question: How come police had to shoot an unarmed Black man 7 times but could arrest an armed white teen without firing a single shot? @realDonaldTrump
This looks like a scientist explaining to his clones what went wrong
Mitch McConnell has been in office since I was 9 years old. We need term limits.
Thanks so much for all the texts, tweets and notes of support. Everyday, I feel honored and privileged to dig for truth as a White House correspondent. I’ll make sure to keep asking questions on behalf of the American people.
Sometimes it gets a little tense when you ask him something he doesn’t want to answer. You should try it sometime when you’re not shining his shoes.
@realDonaldTrump RIPS Fake News’ lil’ Jimmy Acosta thegreggjarrett.com/trump-rips-cnn…
Happy Thanksgiving everybody. As we usher in the holidays of gratitude, peace and charity may we all join together to wish the best for each other and determine to be a little kinder, a little truer and a little more deserving of the good things we have. Best wishes, JA.
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So I have no idea what I am thinking right now but I could use some Twitter love. Unfortunately found out I have cancer, I’ll have surgery on Friday and take this one step at a time. If you pray say a little prayer tonight for my daughters and wife who has been an absolute rock.
18 years ago, my friends & I sat in the front row at The Comedy Cellar. Kevin Brennan was on stage & asked us if we were Indian. He said cows are sacred there & then started moo-ing at us. MOO-ING! This is top notch improvisation from an unheralded comedic gem.
She’s 37 years old
House Democrats torn over how aggressively to scrutinize Ivanka Trump, president’s other children wapo.st/2TAThQN
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