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If you have a pride flag, today would be a day to fly it. If you don’t, buy one. The solution isn’t taking down our flags to avoid being singled out - it’s putting up so many that that we outnumber them. flagsforgood.com/collections/lg…
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Go to Santa Barbara City College if you're not sure what to do. Just for a few hours.
Go to Santa Barbara City College if you're not sure what to do. Just for a few hours.
@michaelaWat reuters.com/technology/mus… Elon Musk’s Neuralink, a medical device company, is under federal investigation for: Animal Abuse! Animal-welfare violations amid internal staff complaints that its animal testing is being rushed, causing needless suffering &deaths
I just want to make a few things clear: The Holocaust happened. Hitler was a demonic figure. And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides. Silence is complicity.
Uvalde: AR-15 Buffalo: AR-15 Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Aurora, CO: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15 Colorado Springs: AR-15
Mark my words. @NikkiHaley is going to try to reinvent herself as an “Obama-type” to appeal to the youth of the Christian right. Her track record in supporting racists is documented He ability to waiver her moral compass to be whatever will serve her in the moment is exceptional.
I ask that if the terrorist plotting twice impeached ex-president who’s a criminal and 15 time accused rapist is allowed back on here to pump lies, we all leave Twitter for good. Full stop. Cool?
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@atrupar These people are so useless.
Get with the times, boomer. “Phones should have a cord and when you unplug the cord, the phone should stop working. And if someone’s talking to someone else, you should get a “busy” signal.
Get with the times, boomer. “Phones should have a cord and when you unplug the cord, the phone should stop working. And if someone’s talking to someone else, you should get a “busy” signal.
This was so good. So good.
This was so good. So good.
GenZ, single women, people with a conscience… please take a bow. #BlueWave
Omg. This is insane. Beyond the pale.
“I’ve seen enough” is the new “maybe I haven’t seen enough”
Future elections alert.
#LaurenBoehbert is a hideously cruddy person to elect to anything in gov— but anyone making sexist jokes about her needs to STFU. Fascist Republican leaders are the misogynists. So dislike her all you want but I can’t overlook the “only fans” and “boobs” jokes. Enough.
Thank you #GenZVoterTurnout. Thank you for helping make the country work for you instead of simply for the religious zealots and the most greedy and corrupt.
Today’s a big day. Let’s talk about what to expect.
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@carlwheless @ally_vyne @girl75219 @CalltoActivism As a retired teacher that is not how history taught in schools. I am sorry you weren’t given the respect you deserve from adults- but anger is misdirected at educators and schools. Hate is not taught instead acceptance, equality, empathy, and honesty.
Democrats have introduced a bill that would strip the pension of a former president convicted of a felony. Would it be fair if Donald Trump lost his pension?
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'The Civil War is over ... the Confederacy lost.' — Rep. Hakeem Jeffries has harsh words for Trump and everyone else who calls Mar-a-Lago the ‘Southern White House’
Watching New Adventures of Old Christine for the first time and my love for @michaelaWat knows no bounds
It's depressing how much of our national life is spent arguing over whether we truly need to treat all people with dignity and respect.
I see my name is trending today so I’m going to take this opportunity to say: 1) @GalGadot and I are part of a great sisterhood and I am so proud of her. No need to choose one Wonder Woman 😉 2) #VoteWarnock! 🍑
In New Zealand the Proud Boys have been designated a terrorist group In Canada the Proud Boys have been designated a terrorist group In America the Proud Boys attack our Capitol, terrorize LGBTQ events, burn BLM flags & were guests at Trump’s White House Make this make sense
Wearing body armor to protect themselves from… drag queens?
These are the people who showed up outside of a drag show in Columbus, Ohio and caused it to be canceled. This is terrorism. Where is the DoJ? This is a clear violation of civil rights by neo-nazi orgs.
I want to engage this question earnestly, b/c it’s a legit question. The answer is yes, I do look at left, too. Left-wing activists are responsible for 2% of murders committed by political extremists in the US over the past decade; right-wing activists are responsible for 74%.
Have you studied the random violence on the other side as well, or do you only look to the right?
Being dedicated to Jerusalem as the eventual location of the rapture does not make you a friend of the Jewish people. It means you think we are all going to eventually convert to your religion.
Twitter’s starting to feel like a mall that’s down to a Macy’s and a Burlington Coat Factory.
ever since I said out loud and on here and to my managers that my most recent assistant job was my last assistant job I’ve made enough money from gigs and script fees and residuals to be perfectly chill for a sec so tbh that fuckin rocks I think
People like Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, and Chris Christie should not be taken seriously when they "speak out against trump" because they knew he was shit this whole time and said nothing. They're all pathetic cowards.
Musk is not exactly Donald Trump. But both represent the emergence of a particularly American personality in the early decades of the 21st century: the wildly disruptive narcissist.
@michaelaWat Loved you in this so much. So many 1 line gems...but my fav maybe part about life being an escape room
We’re not moving on from this: Congress needs to investigate Clarence and Ginni Thomas. citizensforethics.org/legal-action/l…
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