Michael @michaelmchug5
Joined September 2010-
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I’m so excited to dine indoors and then immediately die in a mass shooting.
Heroic Conservative Risks Own Life To Hide Mr. Potato Heads In Attic bit.ly/38alELW
U.S. Senators make $83/hr. Think about that the next time you hear one of them say a fast-food worker doesn’t deserve $15/hr.
Tech moguls want to be rich AND beloved which is so ridiculous. Especially when they could just stay in the shadows and count their money, like whoever owns all the parking garages. I can’t name a single parking garage magnate, but I assume they must be zillionaires.
so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions
so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions
No shutdown. No reparations. No student loan debt canceled. No 2k stimulus checks...just vibes. My president 😍
Capitalism consistently prefers that food and medicines go to waste rather than be distributed freely.
The founding fathers probably never even ate lasagna in their entire lives, who cares what they think?
I find it obscene that a Congress full of millionaires (funded by billionaires) is trying to means test the difference between $50,000 and $75,000 for a life-saving survival check during a pandemic. We need more working people in our government.
Namaste cocksuckers......you're showing up with a nut sack filled with the best vaccine known to man........tropical helmet juice......
watching pornography
What do you even say to this?
It's gonna be cool to watch a 2 trillion dollar hedge fund bailout get pushed through on Monday while everyone else waits for a meager stimulus check until mid-May
please just give us health care
please just give us health care
weird how quick "essential worker" and "hero" went back to "burgerflipper"

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