Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

I'm a rugby player trapped inside a lawyer's body. Or perhaps the other way round - still trying to figure that out. Bristol, England Joined May 2011

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

3 years ago

At 19 I was enjoying 50p a pint night at a student nightclub (Jesters), playing a standard of rugby best described as half-drunk, and tragically had started straightening my fringe as part of a terrible emo band. Jude Bellingham is 19 and already looks like an England captain.

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

3 years ago

My first time properly watching #ImACeleb on the wife’s instruction & I’m sort of ashamed to say I’m hooked. That said, my opinion is obviously rubbish. Two of my favourites, Sue and Scarlette are gone already 😭 If that means Mike, Jill or Owen are next, I’ll really kick off.

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

3 years ago

Boris Johnson survives with a majority of 20 less than Theresa May had 2018. She resigned 6 months later. He’s must know he’s on borrowed time. But that would assume he has a modicum of self awareness.

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

4 years ago

Quick shout to @SydneyAirport for putting just ONE border control staff on for an entire A380. 14 hour flight followed by what I expect will be a 3 hour wait with my 2 year old son and pregnant wife with nowhere to sit. Diabolical organisation!

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

4 years ago

Is nobody else seeing that Michael Fabricant is just a spin off series of Mr G from Summer Heights High as he enters British politics 20 years after retiring as a drama teacher?

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

4 years ago

There are few bigger inconveniences in life than being mistaken for a dentist. Here's how to lower the chances of it happening to you 👍

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

4 years ago

As a general rule, if you’re encouraging violence and harassment against a woman and her family by publicising her home address, you’re not on “the right side of history”. This revolting harassment and pressure has to stop.

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

4 years ago

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

4 years ago

I’d only add: “When your client produces a document they assured you never existed shortly before trial which is devastating to your case, accompanied by a mumbled apology and ‘it’s not an issue, is it?’”

Jamie Susskind @jamiesusskind

4 years ago

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

4 years ago

Reading the truth about the killing of #saraheverard is absolutely horrifying. The pre-mediation, the malice, the disregard, the fucking cowardice to try and worm his way out. He needs to rot.

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Leicester Tigers @LeicesterTigers

4 years ago

Congratulations, @LCFC. 👏

Leicester City @LCFC

4 years ago

Congratulations, @LCFC. 👏

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

5 years ago

Watching Match of the Day 2, and I always wonder what an underrated British manager would do if given a chance with a top club. St Brendan has turned LCFC into top 4 contenders, who else? I’d pay to see big Nigel Pearson with Arsenal or Spurs. Takes no shit, plays good football.

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PREM Rugby @premrugby

5 years ago

Premiership Rugby | Worcester Warriors v Harlequins called off premiershiprugby.com/news/worcester…

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Mike Cooper (RuckedOver) @RuckedOver

5 years ago

This is why Townsend has been banned. Simmonds concussed. In front of Maxwell-Keys. Was available for TMO to spot. Porter pointed it out but was ignored. In light of recent news, EVERYONE - including players and officials - must do their bit to eradicate things like this.

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James Sharpe @TheSharpeEnd

5 years ago

“Losing at home to Leicester is not the insult these days that it might have been a few years ago.” Cheers for that, Martin.

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Michael Cooper @mike_cooper12

5 years ago

Just realised that huge parts of the UK will now be emulating that scene from the Inbetweeners where Will orders three pints of cider...and three carvery dinners just to get a drink after work. #lockdown youtu.be/7l0zGihopKct=48