Mike writes funny @mikewritesfunny
Comedy writer/maker - BBC open radio comedy show creds, 'The Donkey of news' & writing a book of comedy story-sketches (in progress) linktr.ee/podcast_and_in… England, United Kingdom Joined November 2021-
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Hello, I'm officially off to Bluesky now as there is so little activity here and it's owned by doctor evil. Join me at: bsky.app/profile/mikewr… Thanks, and see you there. 👍🟦🦋
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Don't forget to Trump for Trump, to honour his visit.
Someone should make a film about this... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
Why not rebrand your government department: - Defence is now War... - Trade is now the 'Tariff tombola'... - Maybe Science could be ' the Ministry of Magic'...
Mandleson applies for job as potato farmer as he's always got the sack. #newsjokes
The UK national phone alert was tested for critical situations, like war, floods and problems with the till at Costa. #newsjokes #UKAlertTest
The #fullfatlegend did NOT disappoint. Thank you #Gregdavies amazing show last night 👍👍👍
David Bowie's secret final project will be displayed at the V&A. It's hard to know his intentions with the score, as there were so many ch-ch-changes... #newsjokes #Bowie
A shipyard in Rosyth hopes to win a deal with the Danish Navy. That would certainly bring in the bacon. #newsjokes #rosyth
Writing some sketches - it's taken a while to work out the formula, but I've now absorbed all the available info and therefore run out of excuses not to write anything. 🤣👍 #WritingCommunity
Breaking news and a raspberry.
Breaking news and a raspberry.
Thanks to 'here comes the Guillotine' for reading out my email about Scottish Gandalf and more, in this week''s episode: #herecomestheguillotine pca.st/episode/191186…
Thanks to "What we do in the shadows' crepe paper is always 'creepy paper...' in our house.
Never show off in a museum, you might make an exhibition of yourself. #dailypun #jokes #laughoriwillwritemore
Did Hatha Yoga class this morning - next time I might do a whole one. #dailypun #sillysaturday
A reading scheme supported by Dolly Parton could soon be expanded, to help more children across Wakefield. The libraries are open from 9 to 5 and the books all feature a bad person called Jolene. #btnnb #breakingthenewsrejects #jokes #dollyparton
A conman who posed as a nurse, a handyman and an electrician, has been jailed for nine years. The Judge said that he should have posed as a half-decent plumber, as they are much harder to find. #btnnb #breakingthenews #breakingthenewsrejects #jokedump #jokes
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