sarah @Sarah_btf
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The Parodies Lost 5 piece live band, led by @MarkBrailsford, are heading to @LewesConClub to play a greatest hits mix of comedy parody songs from 25 years worth of Treason Shows! "A brilliant night out for fans of live music and comedy parody songs" @LewesNibbler @SussexWhatsOn
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Russell Brand has been charged: One count of rape One count of indecent assault One count of oral rape Two counts of sexual assault Reminder- keep your comments about the case to yourself until the jury have heard the evidence - it’s the law
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After some issues, I've finally been able to make CHEESE! paperbacks available worldwide. USA: a.co/d/3wDQQDQ Canada: a.co/d/7br8dM7 Australia: amzn.asia/d/dNVzTnk UK: amzn.eu/d/3Dcex5p
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Now booking! "That Was The year That Was" The ‘best-of’ 2024 mixed with bang up to date topical material. Featuring gags, sketches, parodies & all your favourite characters! Tickets treasonshow.co.uk @brightonmag @bn1magazine @Love_Brighton @Love_HOVE @Brighton_tweets
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What did the Ukraine fish ask for at Christmas? A new tank. #GoldCrackers
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Did you hear about the elf found drunk in the English Channel in a small boat? Someone gave him 'craft' beer. #GoldCrackers
Did you hear about the Christmas tree arrested for being drunk and disorderly in Trafalgar Square? Someone gave it root beer. #GoldCrackers
What did the Christmas tree binge watch with its mates? 'Roots'. #GoldCrackers
Why won't the Body Shop open its advent calendar this year? All its doors are shut. #GoldCrackers
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Why won't Kemi Badenoch eat puff pastry mince pies? Too flaky #GoldCrackers
Why did the conifer refuse to flirt with the Love Island couple? It didn't want to be in a tree-angle. #GoldCrackers
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