Mike Pass @mipgo

Expect tweets about: Country music, Richard Marx, softball, Baseball, Book of Mormon musical Camberley, England Joined October 2009

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Ariane Sherine @ArianeSherine

12 months ago

The most annoying thing about being an atheist is we’ll never be able to say, ‘See? I told you so!’ when there’s no afterlife.

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RIP Kristofferson. One of the great sages of our time...a virtually peerless songwriter who also happened to be fiendishly handsome and a superb actor. The envy of mere mortals everywhere. We've lost another of the irreplaceable ones, folks.

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Brona C Titley @bronactitley

a year ago

I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

a year ago

Full disclosure: I got my facts wrong in this clip when I say business fraud is ten times higher than benefit fraud. It’s actually 30 times higher!

PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK

a year ago

Full disclosure: I got my facts wrong in this clip when I say business fraud is ten times higher than benefit fraud. It’s actually 30 times higher!

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@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison

a year ago

Boo - and I cannot stress this enough - fucking hoo.

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Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss

a year ago

If a Rwanda flight does take off… Your bills will still be as expensive Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long Your court date will still be as delayed Your taxes will still be as high …but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation

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Jackie Meek @JackieMeek6

2 years ago

This deserves an Oscar 👇

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PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK

2 years ago

Martin Lewis here explaining why children need to be taught financial education in schools. And that’s the Tory Schools minister. Shaking his head.

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Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace

2 years ago

To anyone who’s saying that politicians cannot spend money on public services because we don’t have it; The NHS was built in the aftermath of the Second World War, when the country was completely broke. Restricting spending on public services is a political choice.

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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle

2 years ago

Having a strong opinion about Sadiq Khan is a sure sign of a complete lunatic

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Dr Ailsa Hollinshead @grandmaailsa

2 years ago

Please sign this petition, supporting Dame Esther Rantzen's call for a free vote on assisted dying. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6535…

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EZ Rider🌻🇺🇸🦅 @EZRideryoyall

2 years ago

In case you didn’t get to see it, here is the full video of Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs singing “Fast Car” at the Grammys

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Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa

2 years ago

When Britain First actually gets called up to put Britain first 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧😅 #russia #conscription

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

2 years ago

Over the next few weeks you will hear a lot about Inheritance Tax here is how much people can save. Rishi Sunak £282m Jacob Rees-Mogg £60m David Cameron £16m Jeremy Hunt £6m James Cleverly £3.5m 96% of people £0

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Parody Keir Starmer @Parody_PM

2 years ago

Instead of wasting time on the economy, the cost of living crisis, NHS waiting lists, crumbling schools or rivers full of shit, we are devoting £400m and all of the government’s resources to sending nobody to Rwanda.

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Colin Walker @colinwalker79

2 years ago

I regularly encounter 'yeah, but where does all the electricity that powers those EVs come from?' comments Well, 2023 was the UK's greenest year yet - only a third of our electricity came from burning fossil fuels And that figure is going to get lower, and lower, and lower

ECIU @ECIU_UK

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Parody Keir Starmer @Parody_PM

2 years ago

Yes, I launched a legal challenge to avoid handing over my WhatsApp messages, but that was before I knew I didn't have any. #CovidInquiry

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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle

2 years ago

At the risk of stating the obvious, genocide is never a proportionate response

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mysa | مايسة @mysakh

2 years ago

Not surprised but I'll never stop being shaken by how so many people out there literally don't see Palestinians/Arabs as human or worthy of life. Like it genuinely shakes me to my core that the world can casually decide that certain people - including children- deserve genocide.