LabMonkey @monkey_mat

Joined May 2014

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

2 years ago

@cineworld also the staff in the cineworld in Harlow retail park were absolutely useless, unhelpful and sarcastic. I emailed your customer services and received a pointless response which might as well have stopped at “thanks for your email”.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

2 years ago

@cineworld are you aware that there are multiple customers are buying tickets to the wrong cinema in Harlow? There are two cineworlds very close to each other and for just 1 movie I spotted 5 families that went to the wrong cineworld.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

2 years ago

@StephenKing you have embarrassed me this morning. Balling like a baby while on the train reading the last chapter of Insomnia. I can never show my face on this carriage again 🤣

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

2 years ago

@Deliveroo if I choose priority delivery, please don’t send a delivery driver on a push bike 😂 wtf.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

4 years ago

@sainsburys It appears that white onions are currently over 15 quid per item on the Sainsburys online shop. It says Thule are 89p and then when you add one item to your basket it jumps up by over 15 quid 😂. I think I will be having red onions this week.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

5 years ago

@chezsherry @BootstrapCook Looking forward to this recipe

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

5 years ago

@Inkyfool This caused me physical pain.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

@tomallencomedy 🙌

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Think Atheist 🌐 @ThinkAtheist

8 years ago

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

@DocBastard Great way to get moronic antivaxers to vaccinate their kids.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

@loafocus Utter bollocks.

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Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP

8 years ago

This video will make you uncomfortable. It should – because this is what women experience every single day. Together, we can change that. How? When blokes stop harassing women, and start respecting women. When blokes stop ignoring this kind of behaviour, and start calling it out.

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

Jesus.

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

8 years ago

Why would you gamble with a horse's life for fun? #YouBetTheyDie

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

@AfterLife_Fans @flashafro @chezsherry

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LabMonkey @monkey_mat

8 years ago

@AtheistRepublic I would ask what she is a professor in. If it isn't biology then her opinion means jack.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic

8 years ago

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Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea

8 years ago

This really made me lol.

Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang

8 years ago

This was so weird ...

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Slazo @slazo

8 years ago

Oh god oh fuck. Just woke up in the dead of night to kicking at my door. I think he finally found me. I haven't practiced Spanish in 4 days. That duolingo bird is relentless. I think this is the end for me. Adiós.