Jen @monkeyvrsrobot
Joined January 2015-
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@DB_Bahn , hey, thanks for your delays! I’ve now missed my flight from Prague to London, and I’ve had to spend over an extra $2k to try and get home. I could’ve spent that on a whole other trip, but now I get to spend it living in airports for the next 36 hours!
@bertkreischer , had to tell my foster puppy to get his dick off my shoulder this morning. Thank you for giving me a mental picture to reference any time I need to say that now. 😊 #cockatiel #heybigboy
@dog_feelings Freya, new puppeh, how cross paws werks? @efleschner
@dog_feelings Harrison, cross paws iz broken. @efleschner
@dog_feelings Winston, Captain of the Cross-Pawed Team! @efleschner
@hitRECordJoe What’s this sleep you speak of? My bf can fall asleep almost instantly, and I battle random bouts of insomnia, so I’m definitely over the average. #ineedtousethesleep
@hitRECordJoe Harrison with Special Buddy. #dogs #brodog #mutts #AdoptDontShop
@ThatEricAlper Oceanographer. Irony is, I’ve since become terrified of fish and seaweed. 😂🤣😭
@glidden_paint , we have a problem. How do I remove this defective “scrubbable” paint so I can repaint it? #badpaint
@glidden_paint , I don’t think this is supposed to happen. How do I get the bad paint off so I can repaint?
This is Louie. He has misplaced his Cheerio. Would love your help finding it. 14/10 of course, Louie
Checkout V_PRODUCT_BRAND V_PRODUCT_NAME product information via SmartLabel™ at smartlabel.nestleusa.com/00013800552396… I wanted to share this photo because I was a little bummed that there was barely any carrots in my meal. Plenty of peas, which is great, but few carrots and kind of bland.
@Sci_Phile @efleschner , you never know, he might like it!
@culvers I ordered a strawberry shortcake and wasn't told that you don't make them, just handed a strawberry sundae. Why no shortcake?
'Doctor' has no gender in English.
Duncan Simpson @DSimpsonAuthor
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Eric Schultz @wwahammy
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Ehren Fleschner @efleschner
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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
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President Obama @POTUS44
12.2M Followers 76 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
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Al Gore @algore
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2.3M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
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Duncan Simpson @DSimpsonAuthor
26K Followers 28K Following Bestselling Thriller Author. For FREE copies of the best-selling first instalment & series guide - join my list at https://t.co/e9GFivbR3h
The GOASTT @wearethegoastt
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Eric Schultz @wwahammy
1K Followers 2K Following #DigitalAutonomy. @CommitChange. @HoudiniProj Leader. Genderfluid. He/His/Him. @[email protected] Cover photo from: https://t.co/7rVeNC
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2.2M Followers 223 Following Traveling Vaudevillian - JOY podcast and new special "I'm So Happy" now available on YouTube! https://t.co/0Q4AqlaDYr
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