Michelle Wright @mwrightsd
Crazy old lady Joined July 2014-
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Turtles don't look like an old man, they are an old man's penis
36 yr old women picking her nose, yelling find me some porn... oh that's me
I can afford $100+ to get into the water park, but a bathing suit also?
My husband has never looked sexier than watching him scoop dog poop
When are my kids going to start hating me? This family time blows
Why does everyone ignore me when I say: "I'm too pretty to do that"
Going to walk around asking people if they can see the zit in my nose, I don't want to look stupid
Do I have to bring my uniboob sports bra and chunky sandals to go camping with lesbians?
What the hell is going on, there are 12 of us traveling and we are the last people on the plane, why fuck aren't there seats together.
Hubby: "Well, hello hottie sitting next to me on the plane" Hottie: " Well, hello crazy lady sitting between me and creepy guy"
Yes, waiting for an hour to by coffee from the 1st Starbucks makes you a fucking idiot
Washington locals are so rude, no one has offered me any weed
Not to self: Wear more than a small tank top and shorts to breakfast in hotel lobby.
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John Rackowski @JohnRackowski
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Nick Mingos @FuzzyTheGreek
336 Followers 2K Following I'm 30 with a daughter. I like chillin with friends and I looove Boston. Want to know anything else just ask me.
Denise O'Connor @dKneeslynn
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Mary Laliberte @mllaliberte
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Rita 🌗🌖🌚🌞.. @RitaBarkley
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Wendy Laliberte @wendy_laliberte
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Chris @sdredwingsfan
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Bethiecrocker @livewbeth
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Dave Laliberte @DaveLaliberte10
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
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Rita 🌗🌖🌚🌞.. @RitaBarkley
2K Followers 2K Following Nurse-Actress-Wife-same thing-Always a Jersey Girl-am a training foodie! Former KW/TX but now Home!-Occ Weather controller )O( Invisible.
B.C. Drury @BDGarp
15K Followers 4K Following BD. Author of Dreams of Perfection (2000). Online Film Critics Society alum, Rotten Tomatoes
Verifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
28K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Traylor Parker @TraylorParker
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Jason @bellicosejason
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Skipper Stevens @SkipperStevens
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Jäymän @JayTheOkay
746 Followers 104 Following Goofy Footed Too insignificant to be cancelled First generation ne'er-do-well
Mary Laliberte @mllaliberte
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Wendy Laliberte @wendy_laliberte
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Bethiecrocker @livewbeth
2K Followers 2K Following Retired Oral Surgery Anesthesia Assistant, Red Wine Snob, Dodger Fan, Dem, Bubbe Extraordinaire
Chris @sdredwingsfan
161 Followers 732 Following
Neil Parmesan @ktoab
3K Followers 2K Following It's says here on your resume that you've burned several clown suits deep in the woods. Tell me a little about that.
Dustin Graham @Dusty_G12
91 Followers 231 Following
Dave Laliberte @DaveLaliberte10
72 Followers 147 Following When You Are Gone, What Are They Going To Remember You For?Let's just call this attempt at a human race a practice run and start again. Now that we know we need to love each other and shit.
Every riot in the history of the world started with someone yelling at someone else to "CALM DOWN!"
I admire people who have ugly babies and act like everything's okay.
Being mistaken for one of the big boobed waitresses in this bar is definitely been the highlight of my year. Tips aren't so bad either.
Her: All the good men are taken! Me: Have you checked the friendzone?
My bra just snapped while out in public, in case anyone was wondering how desperate for attention my boobs are.
How many kiss emojis from a girl before you're entitled to a real one? It is 1200? Please tell me it's 1200.
My love for you was born when the sun first lit the sky. I'll love you until the last eagle cries. Please cup my balls.
Don't worry, guys. If there's ever a shortage of food bag twist-ties, my grandmother has a collection that'll last for the next 30 years
Ever want to see how really unsteady you are? Try carrying a full mug through the office without a lid when lids are mandatory. #Fail
I'm just a girl standing behind this mannequin checking out his ass...
Pac Man had an eating disorder and so did his fat, whore wife
I swear to Christ that Twitter is the only social media where a sarcastic joke has at least a 50% chance of being recognized as a joke.
"I still haven't found what I'm looking for" - Bono, seconds before his wife told him to find his own fucking car keys.
@mwrightsd I gave you your first star. We'll always have that.
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