thymeCapsule @nibblebird

thyme. fandom-based self-flagellation, screaming into the void, & righteous anger. you know, cute shit. autistic, white, queer, swede in the US, 37. they/them. Sweden Joined October 2016

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

a week ago

@Kecojazo @byunerigom "infinitely better than you" are you five years old

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@misterkyros i've known two people who accepted this kind of ultimatum, and let me tell you, both of them were deeply unhappy in their situations right until the relationships crashed and burned. save yourself the heartache. you deserve better.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

3 weeks ago

@jayeelzzz @rodentius the cracked EGG, the SNAKE with the ROSE, the cutout CAT, i'm afraid this is perfection 🥹😌

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

3 weeks ago

@cybelethebest apart from the obvious (fun), i also don't have to have ownership of said kid to be like "aw shit, that's a toddler in flannel picking apples, that's adorable as fuck" 🤷 kids having fun can in fact give me joy to see even if i didn't personally squeeze them into this world.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

4 weeks ago

@RollingStone i'm almost 40, i think i'm allowed to be a little out of touch 🤷😌 and in this case i think i prefer it

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

4 weeks ago

@DaviaFinch ...i don't know what kind of bathrooms she's been visiting, but thankfully i've never set foot in them. sounds like some kind of hell dimension tbh.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

a month ago

@CH012AN i have great reasons usually 1. it's what they deserve (derogatory and/or pos) 2. like a science experiment 3. they have one (1) thing in common and it tickles me 4. i wrote it as a joke but now i ship it

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Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung

a month ago

We simply aren’t even the same species of human if I have to convince you to feed kids. Like we cannot BE in community together people who think like this don’t belong in anyone’s community.

GOP Ls @GOP__Ls

a month ago

🚨 North Dakota senators killed a bill providing free breakfast and lunch to every K–12 student. Republican Sen. Janne Myrdal said the free meals “advance us towards socialism.”

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@Ariafayeee "i will prove you're a dude by being misogynistic toward you" type shit 😂

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@Iloveorionmeg99 if moffat had written it like this, sherlock wouldn't have sucked so bad

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@mo0nandsaturn writing in a fandom that uses second person POV a whole lot was healing, no one was complaining that "i wouldn't do that" because we all knew "you" meant "THE DANG POV CHARACTER"

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@cerisehaleth someone give this child a 400.000 word slow burn and maybe they'll calm down 😂

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@oncloud_e the venn diagram between people who say this and ordinary men who seriously think they could beat professional female athletes is a circle.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@heaven_zay @Ancomraven2 jesus the way i cackled at this. laughing even harder at the butthurt fucks commenting on this 😂

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@whoinvitedjon and then they post shit like this like it's oppression instead of STANDARD MEDICAL PRACTICE. it's so frustrating.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

2 months ago

@whoinvitedjon because you have to take immunosuppressants after receiving a transplant, so getting vaccinated is necessary. giving an organ to someone who is going to expire anyway from a now common disease is pointless. i'm sure they explained this to him, and he STILL choose not to SMH

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

3 months ago

@shiref0lk before the internet was a part of everyone's lives, my mom just told me that her tailbone snapped when she had me 🤷 people should go in prepared. no one should go through something like that without knowing what they signed up for. informed decisions are good!

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🌻 • commissions open!!! • 🖌🍉 @sistertonin

3 months ago

i don't want kohen wiley's name to fade away with time. he was more than another headline about police violence against black people. against black children. i want his case to continue residing in the hearts of everybody who ever heard or read about it. justice for kohen wiley.

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

4 months ago

all of this, and blood cultures show ZILCH. nada. not a damn thing on any tests, really. no bacteria, no real sign of a viral infection, nothing on the echocardiogram, nothing on the MRI being a medical mystery blows 👍

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

4 months ago

- shortness of breath - exhaustion - pain in all my limbs - inability to lift / move / use said limbs without great effort - joint pain - lack of appetite

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thymeCapsule @nibblebird

4 months ago

here's a nonexclusive list of the fun ✨SYMPTOMS✨ that have put me in the hospital twice but no one knows why: - dizziness (+ nausea) - lack of coordination - elevated heart rate (120-130 resting) - low blood pressure - elevated white blood cells ...